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[CP] What is going on on Dutch Telegram?

Day 4,483, 05:57 • Published in Netherlands

• by Het Catshuis

Greetings citizens of the eNetherlands,

as reminded recently by our Minister of Defense, there is a Telegram channel, where sometimes an important issues are being debated, people are being pinged, whenever their damage is needed, propaganda is being made... and sometimes people act silly. The link to the channel is below:

tinyurl.com/NLTelegram
(if the link does not work, blame NoTie for it 😛 )

In order to fulfill the promise of transparency to inform the public, which does not want to join this optional channel, I bring you a short extract of what have you been missing out on (whether for better or the worse) in the last couple of days.

- Politics: There is a lot of RL politics going on in countries like Syria, Netherlands, UK and others. Usually, all that politics is bad, but if we were the actual politicians, we would solve all the issues immediately and we would make politics great again.

- Flu: Some people *cough, cough* are always trying to bring some new flu *sneeze sneeze* into the conversation. All topics connected to this are usually heavily censored by the *gasp gasp* President himself, because flu is a hoax by pasta industry to sell more pasta to people.

- Planes: Our Minister of Foreign Affairs managed to break several planes recently, and instead of Canada ended up in Bulgaria, where the confused locals considered him to be their new God, and made an interview with him:

https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1344-2713545/1/20

Also people claim Schiphol is the biggest airport ever, which is however disputed by our Portuguese minority, who believes the biggest airport to be the one owned by their MU.

- Bread The topic most important is the fact that nobody eats bread. In fact, if you want to kill some of our high-prominent citizens, all you need to do is feed them a piece of bread, and they will (in their own words) explode and die in few seconds. The government will be testing this option in the near future.