[CP] Less Dramatic Headline

Day 4,447, 05:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by 10 Downing Street

Better late than never...




Arro again gents o/,

Hope you’re all well after surprisingly dull events internationally the past week. For now we’ll put away our popcorn in mild disappointment; unless a major incident is randomly lurking round the corner again our agreement with CODE/ANDEs should hold for the month.

After the minor blip in the north west usual orders apply: we are to LOSE direct battles and WIN our RWs. Keep an eye on your messages and the national wall for opening times and try to get your kills in each of them for the Freedom Fighter medal (if possible; use bazookas if you have low energy).

Otherwise we’re more or less halfway through the term - good luck to all mongress candidates running on Saturday o7


Financial Irresponsibility

Earlier in the week we opened a discussion on how to use our monthly income beyond just investing on the monetary market. To kick things off we proposed a basic system of £2/kill in both air and land (to a cap of £10k).

The results were comically disproportionate. Prod us here if you’d like your return…

We’ve gathered from the data that I’m clearly an idiot and we’ll have to go back to the drawing board. It's pretty obvious our new players/lower divs need more attention that this did not really address.

If we can find a reliable way of getting stats on our rank ups then that might be an alternative way forward. Otherwise advice from Warbhoy is to follow the Irish into investing purely in air kills at 5cc/kill.

I’m not really much of an economist (or anything else, come to think of it) so I’m happy to defer to this back to discussion before we try something else.


Dispatches from Mongress

A relatively quiet week, just a couple of donation proposals nodded through. Appears our NE passed on Hungary to try and grab the 10% bonus damage…. doesn’t apply to our RWs

>whoops

Oh well, no real harm done unless Chile needs us to switch it back to them. Otherwise; Gov looks forward to the opening impeachment vote come the 27th...


Royal Air Force

Though the ‘national’ MU - the RAF elects our own commander and is completely free of gov (bar occasional drunk advice). Nevertheless I unashamedly encourage everyone under a rock who hasn’t joined yet… to join

This is ultimately a war simulation game no matter what politics you throw at it. In several ways it’s more critical to have a functioning MU than a cabinet >_>

If the rich history of your current unit prevents you from leaving then fair enough; but when the proverbial hits the fan again - and it will - we’ll need to resume effectively being an annoying ****.

The eUK has a proud ‘monty python’ tradition in this respect so hopefully this is something that can finally be addressed…



Otherwise take care gents, bear with me as I try and remember what I’ve forgotten again…

o/