[AUS] Meet the Goverment (with RL pictures) ((no joke!))

Day 5,709, 13:24 • Published in Australia Australia • by Aus Prime Minister Office


Hello dear eAustralian citizens!

What can I tell you about my political program, my plans that haven’t already been said a thousand times over in other articles here in Erepublik?
That this CP term will make you all motivated and rich?
That this article will make you laugh madly? (Probably true, see the sentence above).


Nooooooooooo, there is no point in telling you what you already know, let’s see the pictures instead!




My first and only advisor: Jangotat

Jango is most reliable person for any task in eAsutralia. He is always online, he is able to piece the little fragments together for us and he is a real help and probably he is an AI.
He loves playing Battlewhatever!





Minister of Education: Principe das Bateas

He is new to eAustralia. A shy and introvert young man, who spend all his time in libraries and such places alone seeking enlightenment. A perfect CP material who will never disappoint us!





Minister of Foreign Affairs: Skinner (Ghostbooster)

Epic lazy Saturday night Skinner with much experience in affairs (any kind of)! Epic lazy, epic drunk. It’s all him, and empty cans.





Minister of Defense: PetitSuit

My best buddy in air epics. He loves hiking and reaching new highs (tonight the frosty peek of the "Barsteiner" mountains). Fun fact: under the fur he is black!





Prime Minister: bulla

Cheerful, caring, quiet, sympathetic still being excellent at organizing.
See how this kind-hearted angel is motiWiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiting Jango and Skinner to make us low div epic.





Governor: Venereas

Yaaaaaaaay my personal spanish teacher is back from dead and
HE STINKS!
Hueles a culo, date una ducha zombie hijo de puta!
HDLGP!








Victory speech at Sidney (Kirribilli)



Full size pic, probably you can find yourself


Thank you!(Applause)
It’s been a tight race, but my campaign workers has done a superb job and all other candidates are dead now! (Ecstatic applause)
Thank you again!
In the following weeks I want to make ALL OF YOU MOTIVATED AND RICH!
Now, enjoy the weekend!
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Carrot / Zanahoria




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