[1743] Towels for everyone! [EN]

Day 1,743, 07:16 • Published in USA Spain • by NueveOcho the Despoiler


New cover by the way 😃!

Bad news for ePortugal, if eSpain has already swept you a few times, now you are really going to have a bad time. It feels like sweeping eCanada is an easy job (except for the eUK), so ePoland decided to declare ePortugal as their new NE, as we can see in the following link [http://www.erepublik.com/es/main/law/Poland/114916]. Lets take a look to ePortugal map:



As we can see, Norte has already been conquered by eSpain, and Algarve will eventually fall, as eSpain is winning 36-19. Now look this one:



ePoland can attack ePortugal in Azores from Newfoundland and Labrador, and then ePoland will be allowed to attack Alentejo. As ePoland keeps destroying eCanada (Right now they are winning 55-0 in British Columbia) it doesn't seem like a risky business. To me, it looks like ePortugal's towel monopoly is about to finish.


ePortugal's main business.



eChile vs eArgentina:
eChile keeps winning! After they won eArgentina in Cuyo and Pampas, now they are winning 29-81 in Bolivian Alpiplano. This war could give eBulgaria a breath and a chance to recover their South American empire surrounded by their CoT allies.


Other stuff:

Ole Ole Ole! Cholo Simeone! Ni nada mas ni nada menos que una victoria 4-0 contra el Athletic de bilbao, incluyendo un hat-trick de Radamel Falcao. Al parecer la paliza de Bucarest se repite.

1/10 people born in the USA is a mexican, 1/10 people born in eUSA is a real american (while 3/10 are Croatian, 2/10 Romanian, 2/10 Turkish and the other 1/10 are Greek, Spanish, Serbian or Canadian).

F U Plato, Aristotle was better.



That's all for today, I hope you enjoyed. Remember to Vote and Subscribe. She already did. :3

La foto se la dedico a Capitan Segundo Redondo, asi podra fapearse 😃