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or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

A Busy Congress gets the JOB done!

15 1,159, 04:02 روز منتشر شده در USA USA

OMG - BREAKING NEWS: Maybe even more important than the Bikini Girls.... well, only maybe because I'm a girl! OK, I understand how you guys feel these bikinis or lack of... oh, BTW, don't you think my girls are the hottest of all??

OK,
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A Simple Thank you

4 1,132, 18:23 روز منتشر شده در USA USA

To all of you who helped get me re-elected, and those whom I worked with during the election to help the many other hard working Congresspeople and players seeking first time elections to this most thankless, inglorious task, a tired and grateful

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Why should you vote for me?

8 1,130, 20:55 روز منتشر شده در USA USA

Ok, here we are, it's Christmas eve... I have Marzipan under my fingernails and I desperately need to write a my presentation, so here goes:

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Why? Why? why? see latest article for full platform->>

2 1,127, 20:43 روز منتشر شده در USA USA

I am officially rerunning for Congress in Iowa. My complete platform will be more formal and released later in the week - election day is Saturday, December 25, yes Virginia, it's Christmas Day!

In brief; you should vote for me because I am

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... where did we leave off? oh, yeah, the early days, pull up a seat...

12 1,126, 16:39 روز منتشر شده در USA USA

I was born into a e-USA that was almost completely occupied by the European based enemy - PEACE Global Community who had begun their invasion of North America in early 2009 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=496BsfVgHzc&hd=1. Some PEACE GC Propaganda

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