WTP: Vote me for PP tomorrow!

Day 4,682, 16:24 Published in USA Turkey by Monsieur Manchukuo

Hello, We the People! It is I, your favorite congressman (at least facetiously), Monsieur Manchukuo. I know I'm a bit late in announcing this, but I am running for the party presidency. I don't have anything particularly important to announce about my dealings, I'm more of a Calvin Coolidge than a JFK, if you catch my drift. Under-the-radar, cool as a cucumber, and usually kind of plain. But no worries! I am good friends with many people in WTP, any problem I might have can be sorted out easily, I'm sure. Most importantly, I'm not looking to pick any fights with the other parties. However, I will not stand by if any sort of slander comes about. I will be WTP's president, not SFP or the Federalist party's president. We come first in my eyes. If I wanted to be nonpartisan I'd have never joined politics, after all.

But anyway... Vote the sweetest candidate you ever did know, WTP! Remember: Party first, candy second.

With Love,
M&M