WTF DUDE?

Day 2,142, 14:02 • Published in Switzerland Ireland • by chris jonadicus


many (few) might ask:
''chris, why did your last 2 articles deliver so much anger, political debates, and a flaming hate for the ''war'' events?''

i will tell you.

it was that time of the month.

and i also ran out of pancakes, and syrup.

you understand my pain.

when slovenia's been P'WNING your country and the country next to it, and the country far far away, and is turning it to a new state of ''slovenia-MART'', and all you have left is some stale pancakes, and some leftover syrup,
you say ''oh man, thankfully i have my pancakes, and my syrup!!!''

but when it's gone, you start to get angry. you start to get loui ferrigno.
and then, you only start to complain about things, and about the lack of pancakes.

hmmm....

pancakes, the food of champions!