working my way. to the future...

Day 2,111, 16:44 • Published in Switzerland Ireland • by chris jonadicus


so, today, on day 2,111 , i decided to follow my friends advice (get what i can) and i applied for a job at poland.

but first, lets go see how my resignment from bongocar's office went:

bongocar: what are you doing here! it's sunday!
me: i am packing my stuff, i resign, and i will work at an other country.
bongocar: WHAT? STOP IT! STOP THIS OR I WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL! OR IN A SMALL ROOM!
I WILL FIRE YOU! AND THEN I WILL RE-HIRE YOU! AND THEN, I WILL FIRE YOU AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: i have to go, man. it's been nice working for you.
bongocar: WAIT, IS THIS ABOUT THE RESISTANCE OF SWITZERLAND? OK, OK, IM SORRY, I GUESS SWITZERLAND IS OK, MAYBE...AND YOU GUYS WON 2 BATTLES, AND YOU LOST IN 200,000,025 BATTLES, BUT THATS OK.
me: no, its ok
bongocar: OK OK I WILL ACCEPT AND SUPPORT YOU VIEWS, AND I WILL EVEN LET YOU TO CELEBRATE SWITZERLANDS VICTORIES!
me:...
bongcar: ....2 TIMES EVERY YEAR
me:....
bongocar: I WILL GIVE YOU LASER EYES, AND A LARGE PIE! COME ON!
me: i have to go, you was a great boss, nothing wrong, here, i just will look for a different enviroment and for a batter treatment, and a larger payment.
bongocar: YOU CANT LEAVE! I COMMAND YOU
me:...
bongocar: ALSO, GET THOSE STAPLERS FOR ME
me: ok.

after i got those staplers for my former boss....

bongocar: OK, I GUESS GOODBYE, IM VERY ANGRYSAD AT U NOW!11
me: im sorry, we will meet again
bongocar: NO NO NO, OK MAYBE YES, WE WILL SEE BYE BYE
me: see ya
bongocar: OK SEE YOU, AND ALWAYS BUY PANCAKES, THEY KEEP YOU SAFE!

i looked back, and my former boss was now hunting bee's in the vast valleys of slovenia.
and so, i went to poland's offices to look for a new job.
would i succeed?

see what happened in my next episode!