Join the new world

ok, so now, i was outside of the ''LEGIONAIRE INC.'' offices of papers, fax-machines, shipping to atlantis, and staplers merchantise and trade business, and my boss seemed like a cool guy.

he was tall, and he was having a swedish accent.
his name was oSTusio.

i will call him STU for short. or even STUSIO. i hope he doesnt minds.

stusio: hello mr.chris. what would you like from ''legionaire inc.''?
me: uhhh, a job, for start! (laughs)
stusio: right. (cold stare)
me: uh ok, i have 5 years of experience at ''duskwind inc.'' , a company owned by mr. bongocar in slovenia, in the city of argento, formerly known as bern. (of swiss)
stusio: i see. hmmm
WHERE DO YOU see yourself in 5 years?
me: (darn thats a hard one)
uhhh, i will be working for 5 years in LEGIONAIRE INC.'', and i will ahve a good spot in the company, and i will also have a car and a house in poland, i will do trips in here very often, and i will do vacations on slovenia.
stusio: i see.
me:... and i will be 5 years older. imagine the wrinkles! hehehe
stusio: good one.
say, do you know anything about staplers, and papers?
me: do i! i know everything about staplers!
stusio: even about the rare -red stapler ''wranglomatt 3000''?
me: yes, we used to trade this thing quite some times.
stusio: YOU'RE HIRED OMG THIS IS SO COOL HOW DOES THIS STAPLER LOOKS LIKE?
I BET IT LOOKS LIKE A COOL RELIC OF THE PAST AM I RIGHT?
me: uh yes, it's red, and quite square-ish in shape, it also takes metal rods, and it's very good with a combination of rubber bands if the metal case breaks.
stusio: OMG THATS SO GREAT YOURE SO COOL
me:...thanks
studio: one. lest. question. one that will determine if you will work here for us, or if i will fire you on the spot.
me: ... (tension!)
stusio:...do you like pancakes?
me: ...yes.
stusio: even blueberry flavored ones?
me: yes
stusio: you're starting on monday.

YOU WILL GET 24.54 CHF EACH TIME YOU WORK IN THERE!

and that was my first day at poland's company ''LEGIONAIRE .INC''.

good day. and full of staples.
woo hoo!