Why should you vote for me?

Day 1,130, 20:55 • Published in USA USA • by Animis
Ok, here we are, it's Christmas eve... I have Marzipan under my fingernails and I desperately need to write a my presentation, so here goes:

I am a good Congress(wo)man. I am currently a freshman in congress and I was ranked 14th overall in our peer review, not bad, if I do say so myself!! Oh, yeah, I said congresswoman, yes, I am a bona fide 100% DNA provable female on the internet. I know, can you believe it.... I am one the 10-12 known females on the internet, shocking isn't it!

In congress I engage in discussion. Ask any of them, I can be feisty. I am very concerned with taxes and how the impact everyday citizens, the economy and making sure our military and young e-Americans are well prepared to succeed and be the best. A tall order for sure, and I do not shirk my duty, I sign in daily, post daily and participate daily.

I play this game daily, as a matter of fact, I have 14-HW awards, and have worked 443 days in a row.... I must be crazy!

I also serve our e-nation as Director of HR, basically, I review applications and issue security clearances to those who want to volunteer to help our govt. This job is important because fenix and others never stop trying to weasel their way into our e-nation. They are so jealous, 'cause we are the best.

OK, something I am actually not able to do in RL, not 'cause I'm a weakling or a wuss, 'cause I am neither, but because I am a female, and we are not permitted to be U.S. Navy S.E.A.L.S. - Here I am ST6. I am not an original, but I am from the first recruitment and have served as CPO, and LT, and have even commanded attacks and, and, and... ITS FUN!!

Ok, let's talk fun.... yeah, I'm a girl, but ask any of my friends, I am a goofball, I even laugh and enjoy a good, as the said in the old days, blue joke. Role play has had a few weird moments lately, but all in all this is about having fun, playing roles that we don't get to do in RL, making friends and being a friend.

In many ways, the most important reason I can think of to actually come to e-Iowa to vote for me, at least today, is that during the last few days, in between writing papers, ridding e-Australian of Indos, taking over Mexico, approving new Constitutions, thinking about solutions to the increasing food issue, commenting about FEC and trying to find a deer area for a mission (does it ever end?) I managed to make my 2010 Buche du Noel, which I am very proud of.



The way I feel right now, you should vote for me just for this! YES, it's a cake, a special French Christmas cake which translates into Yule Log with tons of chocolate, cherries, vanilla butter cream, marzipan flowers and pine-cones, sugar snow and sugar meringue mushrooms!

All kidding aside, I am a good Congressperson because I do it to serve our e-Nation, e-USA prosperity and security are dependent on each and every citizen not just working hard, but having fun so we will continue to play and hopefully, have more fun doing so. I get it, so please keep me in congress so I can make it continue to happen! Thank you and Merry Festimas, Christivus... oh, you know what I mean!

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