White House Press Release #82: 3 Administration Members Removed

Day 845, 21:17 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#82): 3 Administration Members Removed

13 March 2010, Day 844 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Three Administration Members Removed

2. First Salons Announced

3. Reminder from the Department of Media




Three Administration Members Removed

Earlier today, a conspiracy involving three of President PigInZen's staff members took place. GLaDOS, renowned Phoenix supporter, was granted citizenship into the United States, without permission from the Citizen Task Force or the Immigration Enforcement Subcommittee. Specific details can be found in President PigInZen's statement, released earlier this evening. St Krems (policy advisor), and Cesog fillireb and Aersidius of the State Departmentwere subsequently fired by the president.

We cannot stress enough that idiotic and over-the-top move such as these will not be tolerated. There is a fine line between lulz and stupidity to the point of ruin and political takeover. In brief -
don't do what these guys did.

There are now three spots open in the White House! If you'd like to apply for a position, please fill out this form ASAP. We need these spots filled quickly with responsible people!


First Salons Announced

In previous releases, we have told you about the brand-new salons the White House is hosting to promote public discussion. The first salon will be on Tuesday at 17:00 eRep, for questions and discussion on the Department of Defense. There will be another salon on Wednesday
evening at 18:00 eRep, hosted by the State Department. All salons will be held in the room #salon. Please come on out and voice your opinions on our nation's issues.


Reminder from the Department of Media

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This concludes the eighty-second White House Press Release and the eighth of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

Stay Thirsty My Friends,

Mr. Hyphenated
Secretary of the Media

tibbets
Deputy Secretary of the Media

Gnaeus Progenitor
White House Press Secretary