White House Press Release #70: Phoenix Desperate As War Heats Up
James S. Brady Press Room
Official White House Press Release (#70): Phoenix Desperate As War Heats Up
9 February January 2010, Day 812 of the New World.
The contents of this White House Press Release are:
1. Great Britain In Dire Straits and Spain Attacks
2. Move to Scenic Karnataka
3. Take A Survey, Win 5 Gold
4. More Opportunities to Get Involved
Great Britain In Dire Straits, and Spain Attacks
With eFrance no longer a threat, the spotlight in Europe has fixated on the eUnited Kingdom, and they are wilting under the pressure. The eUK is down to just five regions, and their capital and fortress of London is vulnerable following the eUS victory in South East of England. Worse yet for them, their job market has begun to tank as a result of EDEN's military successes, and with it, their tax revenues. Phoenix knows that as the eUK revenue wilts-- having decreased by nearly 20% in two days-- the time for them to act will quickly run out. That is why they have done and will do anything to keep the country's 17 mutual protection pacts (MPPs) alive. That is why they have launched coordinated attacks against sovereign eChina, along with resistance wars in Karnataka and South East of England. The attacks represent a serious threat to eUS interests and those of our allies, but their challenges are not insurmountable. Subscribe and follow the Department of Defense orders, and help your country by buying guns to fight in battle. Acting as individuals, we will fail. Together, we will succeed with overwhelming force.
To clear up the confusion, eSpain's recent attacks on our territories in France were planned and designed to give eSpain more control over the conquered territories. eSpain is and will remain a good friend and strong ally. We attacked eFrance to help eSpain remove eFrance's menacing MPPs, and to keep those same MPPs from bordering our mainland. We now leave the French affair to eSpain, and will come to their aid if needed, and will support our EDEN brothers as they seek a peace settlement with the eFrench people.
Move to Scenic Karnataka
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Americans, we need you to move to Karnataka after the resistance war is secured, now more than ever. With every citizen, we will make the region stronger and more secure against foreign invasion and internal turmoil; eRep's defense calculator makes the wall increase by 100 for each person, so your simple presence is valuable. Better yet, it costs you absolutely nothing and you can request a free moving ticket in one of three ways. Simply message the Flying Unicorn Squadron, fill out this form to be supplied by Meals on Wheels (MoW), or message The Salvation Army and request a moving ticket to Karnataka. Please understand that there may be a delay in receiving your ticket if the volume of requests is high. For the betterment of our country, move to Karnataka; Florida and California are well secured. We need more protection in our vital iron region.
Take a Survey, Win 5 Gold
That's right, simply answer a two question survey about what attracted you to eRepublik, and you are eligible to win 5 gold! Only American citizens are eligible, and only those who submit by the end of Day 818 (15 February).
More Opportunities to Get Involved
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This concludes the seventieth White House Press Release and the second of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!
Respectfully submitted,
Lieutenant Scheisskopf
Secretary of the Media
Mr. Hyphenated
Deputy Secretary of the Media
Comments
FIRST
Second! lol
Now to read...
Move to Karnataka, Fill out Survey and Win Gold Maxxxxxxx
Mr. Hyphenated
http://www.tinyurl.com/usin2minutesorless">The US in 2 Minutes or Less
Read!
>We need more protection in India's vital iron region.
Fixed. 🙂
Astra, that's when our agreement to lease the region expires. We aren't there without their consent, and they are not being given nothing in return.
Down with London!!!
Astra Kat. You really bug me. It isn't India's Iron region. Right now it is ours. They can't have it back since their NAP with Indonesia. You need to get off your high horse and relize that we cant all be in our original borders. That would be boring. It is ours. We will pay India for it. It will remain ours and we will use it to kill Pheonix.
MOVE TO KARNATAKA!
Short and sweet, just like a wimminz.
Voted as always. Oh and also front page.
Zoli for President in June!
I love your White House Press Release, so clear and so interesting! Oh, and we can't wait to take down London together 🙂
Hails from Poland!
>With eFrance no longer a threat
Implying we ever were a threat.
votat
lol @ Wahoobob.
Voted, great work.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/holy-moley-karnataka-is-friiiikin-awesome--1194094/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/holy[..]/1/20
boated
>Take a Survey, Win 5 Gold
>That's right, simply answer a two question survey about what >attracted you to eRepublik, and you are eligible to win 5 gold! >Only American citizens are eligible, and only those who submit by >the end of Day 815 (12 February)
I see that admins are really desperate since they are trying to attract more people from USA on all possible ways... 😃
Voted
Yeh the pressure of living up to US fail is killing me.
Plus your analysts are fail, UK income has been steady for at least a week. Also if you're stupid enough to think that the UK income has any bearing on how much gold we have to spend you deserve to lose the war.
"Also if you're stupid enough to think that the UK income has any bearing on how much gold we have to spend you deserve to lose the war."
Right, because in reality, balance + income - expenditures = balance.
Oh wait, reality is the opposite of what you said, isn't it?
Move to Karnataka! It's more comfortable there than the RL US East Coast...now suffering from "Snow My God! 2010"
hi eddie