Voots for President: Episode VI - Return of the USA

Day 5,004, 10:46 • Published in USA USA • by Herr Vootsman
Voots for President : Episode VI
The Return of the USA



I am running for a 6th term as Country President and I am asking for your vote.


HERR VOOTSMAN has returned to
his home state of Kansas in
an attempt to rescue Congress from the
clutches of the Jabba the HuttHungary.

Little does VOOTS know that the
CODE EMPIRE has secretly
begun construction on a new
armored server even
more powerful than the first
dreaded Death Star bot server.

When completed, this ultimate
weapon will spell certain doom
for the small band of rebels
struggling to restore freedom
to the UNITED STATES...



Thanks to the work of our brave fighters, we were able to successfully RW regions against Hungary, and have since been fighting hard to maintain our freedom. Congress is back, although it should be noted, that Romania and Bulgaria were wiped in their cores, and Serbia was down to its last region.
Since then, Asterian forces have turned the tide, albeit largely due to protests related to the Day 5000 changes. We will see how things progress.


I pledge to continue to my high level of activity. I don’t think I have any changes to my cabinet. I am always accepting new helpers and expect to be promoted quickly if you are active!



Chief of Staves:
DMJohnston and Melissa Rose are hopefully going to keep everyone hard at work.


Vice President:
RanmaSaotome – He is also representative in Asteria Leadership.


Minister of Foreign Affairs:
Thee Dude is hard at work in the Asteria channels, representing USA and can be seen fixing low D walls throughout the day (probably the most important job!)


Minister of Defense:
What a Guy has survived three terms, an new record! He is assisted by Anchoboy who also moon lights as President of Bulgaria.


Media Czar:
Paul Proteus is still alive

Head Statistician:
Mister Y

Department of Education:
H U L K

Department of Interior: Maybe you?