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ummm elections?!

Day 2,142, 13:55 • Published in Switzerland Ireland

• by chris jonadicus

so, i was standing alone, outside from the CANDY factory of liguria,
(which liguria, was a former city of croatia, and now is a property of the evil army of darkness by slovenia)

and speaking of which, when will slovenia stop conquering everything?
will they leave some spot available? will they leave a corner liberated?
will they allow me to open a lemonade stand?

ofcourse the answer to everything is: no.

but i drift away from my subject. what is important right now is the UPCOMING ELECTIONS!!!! (the SEXY UPCOMING ELECTIONS, i might add)

you might ask: ''chris, is this a contect with a room full of playmates and models, and you have to pick the prettiest/sexiest one to win, and to maybe date her too?''

in which i will reply: ''no, i wish we did. we will go in the olde politics building, and we will try to elect a cool dude, out of other dudes, who compete with others dudes, in a sweaty, smokey, and cold room full of anger, war, and betrayal.''

but then you will ask me: ''and what's the joy in that?!''

i will tell you.

it's in choosing who will serve you, and if his choises will be right.
will he defend switzerland, or will he give it to slovenia?
will he improve the economy, or will he surrender it to our enemies, and turn it into a slovenia-MART?

will he protect the weak regions, and fortify the strong ones, will he liberate at least ONE region of switzerland, and fortify it to the top of the sky, or will he stand there, watching, as our glorious e-country goes in flames, and gets renamed as ''slovenia's 145th state, sexy-town''?

i surely hope, so that the new elected congress dude/party president will do a good job of ruling switzerland's political parties.

or else, we're ''slovenue'd''!!

yoinks!

ps. despite my anger towards swiss politics, switzerlands president, chukcha, is a shining example os excellency. he rules with a fair hand, and he is truly a great president. one of the right things in the swiss politics scene!
better start taking lessons from him!

Comments

Thedillpickl Day 2,142, 15:32

chukcha hid the last half of his CP and has failed to operate SWIDAH to supply the neediest in Switzerland. He is a shining example,of excellency but not in the way you think. lol

I'mma really hope that you can get a grip on the nuisances of this game. 🙂

Rican Day 2,142, 18:25

chukcha's father died dude. that's not hiding.

Thedillpickl Day 2,142, 19:25

I know he had RL issues, I did not realize it was that severe. Of course a game does not supersede RL. I must gingerly ask when this happened. He was extremely hard to contact even before becoming CP. Most of my PM's with him were to explain why I wasn't on IRC Sunday for cabinet meetings and trying to arrange a time to talk. I finally gave up as MoHS and running SWIDAH.

Anyhow, my apologies for not knowing that something serious was going on.

chris jonadicus Day 2,143, 15:22

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chris jonadicus Day 2,143, 15:24

what? thedillpickl, WTF?

also, man i feel very bad about him.

also yes, i know he wasn't very active, but he was an O.K president. at least he seemed involved, and interested in the affairs of switzerland.

anyhow, i was just ranting about silly stuff and e-politics.
ps. we should free at least 1 of switzerlands regions, shouldn't we!
hmmm.

keep reading folks, and thanks for the support! 🙂

Trogdorthetroll100 Day 2,142, 17:07

The current president is jason welsh 😣

Rican Day 2,142, 18:25

now......... the current president, Jason Welsh, has done an awesome... yes AWESOME job of keeping the country together. He has had a great mandate and has worked TIRELESSLY for our country.
Many of your issues are simply a result of game mechanics. Smaller countries have very little hope in this game. all we can hope to do is keep our head high, make friends and have some fun.

chris jonadicus Day 2,143, 15:56

...and that's the TRUE meaning of the game, people.
rican said it, and it's the truth, in my opinion. we should make friends, and have fun.

as for me, i exaggerated a bit, because i like to poke around, and to make jokes, about our e-politics, even if i seem angry.

tho, we SHOULD liberate and keep at least ONE region of switzerland free, bros! we should!

thanks for reading, and for being a good person rican.
also, thanks to everyone else for reading/their support!

Rican Day 2,143, 18:59

btw, we WILL have 2 regions this month.

chris jonadicus Day 2,144, 14:25

2 regions? i certainly hope so.
good luck, my good man!

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