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Three pieces of advice

Day 4,698, 23:34 • Published in USA USA

• by Old Man Jenkins67

If you are really drunk:

If walking backward, take a deep breath and stop. You may hurt yourself.

Have a buddy who will tell you "Don't take any wooden nickels". Which means stop talking.

If someone offers you a ride home, take it.

The Modern Drunkard

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Jd Jack Serenade Day 4,699, 07:25

Mister Y Day 4,700, 05:05

I suggest a fix:
If walking backward, stop and take a deep breath.
It sounds more safe on me.

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