The Kebab War

Day 2,970, 05:56 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Arcanic Mindje


Dear food eaters,

A war has been going on between a bunch of kebabs, Iran, Turkey, Georgia, Cyprus, Bulgaria and Ukraine.

What cause this kebab war?

Well those Şiş kebabs wants to take over the kebab world by knocking off those Chelow and Koobideh kebabs by being assisted by the Georgian Mtsvadi and the Cypriot Souvlakia.



However those İskender kebap Turks failed to impress the Iranian kebab eaters which then they return the attack by wiping and closing down Turkish Shis kebab shops and replacing it with Koobideh places. Sadly Turkey is infested with koobideh while the Mtsvadi is busy force feeding the Armenians with their Mtsvadi which is really the same thing as their Armenian Khorovats.

However the Şiş kebabs who fled to Ukraine which then they transformed the country into kebab shops with Şiş then attacked Turkish koobideh land but the Bulgarian Kebapche decided to have fun by invading Şiş infested Ukraine.

But what is the best kebab though?