Paul McCartney Endorses Thee Dude with Musical Message

Day 5,095, 11:57 • Published in USA USA • by What A Guy

Hang on, I've got what is almost certainly Paul McCartney on the line, and he has a special message for us all. Okay, Paul, I'm going to hold the phone up. Tell everyone what you told me!



Thee Dude, please be our prez
Take a rad USA and make it better
Remember to let us into your heart
Then you can start to president it better

And anytime you feel the pain, Thee Dude, retrain
You must carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By letting CODE get bolder

There you have it. A big endorsement for the president seeking his second term. In other news, the Socialist Freedom Party voted to follow the lead of the former Wings frontman with their own endorsement of Thee Dude.



[If you play this newspaper backwards, you'll hear: PAUL (PROTEUS) IS DEAD.]

I'm getting another call! Going to have to hang up, Paul. Oh, it's Thee Dude, and he wants to thank all of his supporters!



Well, that's all the phone credit I have left. Don't forget to vote for Country President, folks!