Oh boy.

Day 2,074, 16:43 • Published in Switzerland Ireland • by chris jonadicus

So, here i was, at the first days of the game, and what do i get?
a message saying ''OMG your nation(switzerland) is conquered by some cool dudes in slovenia, better start a revolution, rofl''
it was written by the president of switzerland, admiral straw-hat.

i was like ''OMGWTFBBQ, why did switzerland got pwned so hard by the enemy armies? i mean it's my first day on this game.''

then, i realised, that not only my capital city of geneva was taken, but also, EVERY PIECE OF SWITZERLAND.

OMG. i must do something, i said to myself.

so, i went on to start an uprising/revolt in normandie.
and then, only 2/10 of the people needed to start the war had voted(me included), and to make things worse, it needed 1000 CHF to start the revolution.

but i've spended the money on pants and cool cigarretes(and in investing in hats)

damn.

i sai😛 ''i know, i will ask for help, in a swiss political party!''
but they all replied to me
''sorry man, you see, you see, switzerland got conquered by all, because um, we bought too many pancakes and we CANT liberate it either.''

and so, desperate, but not defeated, i went on to my local switzerland super sexy army office to enlist and to attack the evil armies iun all over the world.
''if i cant liberate romandie, i will liberate other countries at least''
i said to myself.

but then, i fought alot, and i became rambo and rocky all together, i got a cool bazooke, i won some wars became sergeant, colonel, masterchief, and popeye, and then a captain, and my local army badass place said to me:
''hey BOY, wanna be a BADASS CAPTAIN?''
and i sai😛
''BOY, DO I!''
''where do i sign?''
''NOWHERE SON, CONGRATS NOW YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL BADASS CAPTAIN OF THE 1337 REGIMENT, NOW GO AND KICK SOME *SS''
and i said ok,

and that's how i've spended my first day in erepublik.