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Dear Sir

I am Mildred Smith a retired school teacher from Michigan. One of my old pupils that has a lot of interest in American History my school subject recommended your fine game.

Although I am not fluent with the new computers and all I gave it a try. Only to be confronted with this "Account evade ban". Can you please tell me what this mean and why I cannot enter the game. I saw a lot of players using incorrect English and may have corrected one or two. But my dear man the correct usage of English is so important especially with our multi cultural communities. For example as pointed out by me one cannot laugh out loud at your computer. I am to belief the person actually sat there and laughed out loud at his screen. What if his poor mom walked in on him and saw this demented behavior. Therefore I merely politely confronted them and said dear fellow computer player do not lol . Please!. Rather say I found that funny or amusing. That is the correct English . If you indeed laughed out loud perhaps find out pricing on a mental home because your poor demented self will soon see your two dirty feet wallow into this house of sorrow.

Yours Sincerely

Mildred Smith Age 76 (Retired School Teacher).

ps i am driving the support in another game mad. its not this game I am referring to.

* Due credit to victor kurgan for the main joke that i merely copied.