Leftis Dinkum

Day 2,005, 06:32 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

Although not much is know of Leftis due to his unpopularity this was one of the beacons of leftist ideology. As a young man he grew up in the oppressive house of 2 hippies EarthWindMoon Silentwind and Basil Finefeather. Although he didnt mind the freelove and heavy drug taking it was EWM and BF insistence on him not being to eat his favorite chocolate bar the Mars bar as it "is the seed of the capitalist pig man " and them "cocoa farmers eat up our planet man " "they poison the earth with their chemicals little man" -usually said in a cross eyed manner that let to his rebellion

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