Karma, Zen-ul si Feng Shui-ul
Alina V
They were present and active since the early days and saw the ups and downs of the New World, survived more successful PTO attempts than eSouth Africa. Many dragons, wild beasts and sometimes the occasional kite tried to push them off the eHistory page… but all the enemies had to go back to the dark places they came from.
Life was beautiful and quiet until, one day… One eDay, the streets of the peaceful village were filled with evil creatures moving around. Well, everybody knew it was Halloween and started to carve pumpkins and dress up funny.
But in the small community they knew what the zombies wante
😛
Of course, they wanted BRAINS!!!
msriasu immediately gathered the leaders for guidance in this time of great danger:
and the first ideas started to emerge:
▬ Use the universal solution to all problems: praz! (leek or Allium ampeloprasum)
“Leek brings happiness, endless money, countless women, makes you forever young… leek can fulfill all your desires.”
▬ Nuke’em!
▬ Retreat to holy ground and make them believe BRAIN does not exist.
If that does not work, just get married!
▬ Let's be nice and polite!
▬ Run to ePakistan, put on burkas!
Some went to the shower
some turned to stone some displayed other juicy possessions to keep the mindless freaks away from the brains, but in the end they all gathered on the terrace to chant the spell...
I wish I could tell you the rest of the story, but the zombies are at the gates…
[to be continued...?]
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Comments
be smart 🙂
Why are you so scared ?
Why give a lot of money just to keep one nation without congress?
I do not get it - how you can find happiness making another unhappy 😉
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Welcome back, buba4ko \o/
Do I look happy? Zombies all over the place...
That's my question also, but not related to this article.
Alina, you always look happy 🙂
nice
superb 🙂
votat
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Votat. Și cred că e o diferență când apari ca participant si nu organizator 🙂
Elaboreaza... 😒 te rog 🙂
Nu știu la alții cum e, dar eu scriu și după aia dau refresh tot timpul să mă uit după un comentariu nou (voturi și suiburi mai puțin). Deși ești un pic obișnuită ca ministru al culturii să scrii un articol pe zi, acum e un pic diferit cred.
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Mda... pana si pe Forum am aparut initial ca "Ministerul Media"! 😉)
Pe de o parte faptul ca ma exprim exclusiv in numele meu ma face sa zburd si probabil ca asta se simte (la asta te refereai?), dar emotiile de scriitor sunt prezente si in cazul editiilor zilnice - ai zice ca trece, ca te obisnuiesti. Aiurea!
Alina V ca intotdeauna mi-ai adus zambetul pe buze. Un articol foarte superb 😁)
o7 si numa praz !!!
Numa' praz! 😃
foarte superb? vezi ce face excesul de praz? 😁)))))
V
ps: Nuke’em!
Da, Domnule Isarescu 😉)
miroase numa' a praz p-aici... Mai aerisiti si voi !
Daca scriam despre ceapa spuneati ca sunt partinitoare...
In praz we trust ! 😁
Kamasutra+Zen+Feng Shui=Sex!!!
Voted 🙂
Thank you. For... everything. 🙂
I thank you 🙂
i want those "other juicy possessions"
Ask the owner... 😉)
v
🙂
big ha ha ha, nice story, thank you for bringing smile again,
you, sunshine!
😘*
I was supposed to scare you and it looks like I failed miserably 😉)
Somehow, I don't get it right 😃
I just want all scarefull things in my life to be like in your story
and everything could be OK. many kisses, AV
Smart! Brain!
o vrajeala amara
tot plini de clone sunteti
tot pentru o mana de oameni egoisti
bravo, Alina!
~(^-^)~
Aseara m-au lasat sa ma joc cu planorul 😃
Frumos! Vot!
\(^-^)/