Grand Coalition Forms Around Thee Dude

Day 5,067, 18:17 • Published in USA USA • by What A Guy


Comrades,

Another presidential (CP) race is upon us. Our longtime leader, Herr Vootsman, will not be running for an 87,325th term. But have no fear, rumors of his retirement are premature. He is merely taking a lateral move to head up the Deep State. His current vice president and chosen successor, Thee Dude, has stepped into the fray in his place.

Voots assembled a cabinet with participation not just of his own Federalist party, but the 506, USWP, WTP, and SFP (the latter being myself). Thee Dude, as the acceptable face of We the People, has been a standout for putting country before party, focusing on pragmatic matters and getting the job done.

The Voots years, where America went from being wiped to being one of the more active countries remaining, taught us many lessons. Perhaps working together for shared values is one of them. In that light, it may not be surprising to see that parties from across the ideological spectrum have come forward to endorse Thee Dude and his Vootsist platform.

I am here to announce that the Socialist Freedom Party will be among them. After a democratic vote, for the first time, the SFP has endorsed a WTP candidate for president. We will put all our efforts into the success of Thee Dude's administration, continuing our role of counterbalancing reactionary elements within the cabinet and Congress, and providing an exemplary fighting force with the Bear Cavalry.



Please vote for Thee Dude in the CP election on October 5. Long live the SFP revolution!

XO,
What A Guy
Socialist Freedom Party Chairman
and Minister of Defense