Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 9]
ubuntu21
hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests".
Seeed - Papa Noah - for the mood!
Immigration Office of Chile
AleP1983, Citizen of Italy
"i am an italian player and i want your Citizen
🙂"
Congressman: You wanna eat them? Preparing pizza with pieces of Chilean citizens?
Immigration Office of Argentinia
Daniel Tanted, Citizen of Canada
"I am a hard worker and would like to contribute with your country. "
Congressman: You're Canadian. You're not working hard enough.
Immigration Office of the United States of America
asaxton, Citizen of the United Kingdom
"Form submitted on the 30.04.2014 at 04:48 erepublik time. Thank you."
Congressman: Form expires on 05 May 2014 at 04:48 erepublik time. Thank you.
frelore, Citizen of Canada
"Looking for a more stable ecountry and think the US is best. Hope the change will be mutually gratifying."
Congressman: Of course the eUS is more stable than eCanada. We wiped your whole country. Rejected.
light666, Citizen of Canada
"I am a spanish player who would like to become an eUSA citizen for economical reasons, but who also will fight for eUSA with all my strength. Thanks for your time."
Congressman: You Canadians are the worst.
Immigration Office of Albania
A L E G R I A, Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina
"Being eMarried in eAlbania and madly in love with my eAlbanian eHusband, I am looking forward talking eAlbanian citizenship. Regards, Alegria"
Congressman: Get into my bed honey and be fast. (It was the eHusband accepting her!)
Immigration Office of Greece
polemidakis, Citizen of Serbia
"Hi, I would like to take Argentinian citizenship. Please accept my application. Thanks"
Congressman: Hello polemidakis, seriously.. how bad are your geographical skills? This is the Immigration Office of Greece.
Immigration Office of China
ismzje, Citizen of Serbia
"hello china Serbia is powerful but china is most powerful. only power powerest most powerful or power powerful the most powerful"
Congressman: …
Immigration Office of Lithuania
BoZoLaTiOn, Citizen of Spain
"Please accept my ch, I need her.
🙂........................................."
Congressman: Hello, you can't just wait for a CampaignHero medal. You need to fight for it! Furthermore I am not sure what this gotta do with immigration.
Immigration Office of Canada
Congressman: Who cares, eh? We're losers anyway.
Meanwhile, stay tuned and be proud and horny.
Comments
A new series of Funny Citizenship Requests
www.erepublik.com/en/article/2396672/1/20
Votes, shouts & comments appreciated!
Voted (:
Thank you.
Good one as always.
Voted and shouted.
Thanks a lot! 🙂
crying laughing... especially with the pizza stuff! 😃
you are the best!
yeah!
goood one power powerful more powerFOOL
That was really confusing 😃
lol
There is nothing such as congressman in Canada.
xD xD xD
voted 😉
Thanks man! Also for shouting!
nice article xdxd
Thanks dude!
LOL
voted
o7
Miau😛
Meow ❤
Awesome
Awesome man, I cant stop laughing 🙂)))
Pizza?only power powerest most powerful or power powerful the most powerful???
🙂)))
I cant stop...Im, dying .....
even when tried the link to add you guess what page it is redirected?
40 Not Found
check it 🙂)) even here it is fun 😁
S 659
Shouted
Edited. Thanks for your comment. Appreciate it a lot.
Lol nice article
V+S
Thanks man!
lol
"hello china Serbia is powerful but china is most powerful. only power powerest most powerful or power powerful the most powerful"
Oh no I've gone cross eyed!
I'd say this is the best one yet. I think I scared the dog laughing so hard. 🙂
some where funny, others the congress member just seemed to be acting like a douche
only power powerest most powerful or power powerful the most powerful!!!
Love your news article keep em coming
Thanks, I will.
I lol'd. Great series as always ubuntu 🙂
Thanks boss!
Loved the part with power😃 We definitely need some powerful trolls in the US
If I remember well, I was fast with getting to bed that night 😛
voted 😃
Lovely. 😉
yes you was 😘
Funny is something of an overstatement... these are just try-hard comments put next to citizenship requests.
kewl as usual
Voted, i lol'd so hard
But calling canadians losers and saying that Canada sucks was unnecessary
It's funny because it's true.
still funny
U guys need a life!
immer gut, v+shouted
danke!!
You are the best 😁)
thanks man
keep like this and bring more fun to boring erepublik 🙂
lool
V
Very amusing, as always. 😃
Vote!