Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

From the office of Dictator in Waiting Tef1

Day 3,735, 16:29 • Published in USA Switzerland

• by tef1

Dear Subjects to be:

Do not fear. Help is in the way.

The establishment has failed you. Time is up. This is over time.

The Civil War is now imminent. Should you want not to be targeted in such a civil war, pledge and allegiance to his Highness Majesty, Tef1, the undisputed Dictator of eUSA.

Here is the pledge. Please Copy/Paste it below.

I (State Name) do herby declare in the name of Harambe that I shall do everything possible to satisfy the wishes of His Majesty so long as I shall have the privilege of citizenship in the land of our heroic fathers and mothers of eUSA.

Thanks to the loyal admiring supporters of our savior; His Royal Majesty, Tef1, we have come extremely close to the targeted $1,000,000 needed to start a Civil War is reached 98% of the way. My Subjects, I thank you.

Should you have any questions, first take a look at this q and a, then ask away?

Q: Is this permanent?
A: No, this is to restore true Democracy in eUSA.

Q: Will subjects have rights?
A: So long as they don't question authority, sure.

Q: Will there be a cabinet?
A: A Rubber Stamp? Sure.

Q: How long will it last?
A: No longer than hours, hopefully. Main goal is restoring democracy.

Q: Who shall be Head of State?
A: His Royal Highness Majesty, Tef1, the undisputed ruler of eUSA.

Comments

chickensguys Day 3,735, 16:40

Supposing you raise 1 million cc for the purposes of starting a revolution, how do you plan to win said revolution? Will Croatia fight for you? Will you have an extra 10 million for CO orders? Do your have any additional mu's that have pledged support?

I suggest you save your money and do something else.

tef1 Day 3,735, 16:45

Tef1 has $20,000,000. Muhahahaha.

adrjo Day 3,736, 06:40

Muhaha is right. Doubt you have 1 million, but thanks for the jokes.

tef1 Day 3,736, 11:26

@Accountant Adrjo, thanks but the assumption is incorrect.

Mister Y Day 3,735, 16:56

I recomend to think again about it: it's a lot of money you gonna trash, when you can use them in other useful ways. Think again and again!

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:12

The establishment tryinv to fool Tef1....... Good news is Tef1 is a stable genious.

shadowber Day 3,735, 22:25

very good with horses then?

tef1 Day 3,735, 23:40

@shadowber. Tef usually uses a wheelchair so no.

Pfenix Quinn Day 3,735, 17:25

Taking Harambe's name in vain. Tsk-tsk.

Max Tse Tung Day 3,735, 17:43

This man ruins the great name of Harambe. The church will not forget this tef1.

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:15

Who is this man everyone speak of? Must famous or something?

Salty Day 3,735, 18:14

Tef1,

You are herby excommunicated from The Church Of Latter Day Harambe.

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:18

As the dictator to be, Tef1 owns so. This is observed as an attempt to overthrow me. Pleaae do not try to be excommunicated Salty. His Holiness, Harambe loves everyone including you.

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:13

Wait who is? and how dare they?

Pfenix Quinn Day 3,736, 05:17

Harambe is slow to anger. He is a gentle giant. (Plus, of course, there is the being dead aspect to consider too.)

I have it on semi-good authority that the hidden scriptures say: "A clown who would demean the memory of the great ape should not be surprised when poo begins to be flung his way."

tef1 Day 3,736, 11:30

@ RF, Legend has it that no matter how unpopular an action is within Harambe's people's so long as one is done for the right reasons and does not offend another's fun, it is okay to commit.

Max Tse Tung Day 3,736, 13:55

This is untrue. tef1 has never read Harambe's scriptures. He wouldn't even know where to find them.

tef1 Day 3,736, 13:59

@Maxwell, Tef1 is not the one insulting. Thou shall not insult is in page one. How far have you gotten?

Max Tse Tung Day 3,736, 14:19

Lol that is nowhere to be found in Harambe's scriptures. I think you need to rethink your eBeliefs. lmao

tef1 Day 3,736, 14:20

@Max, the one who needs to rethink would be you. Mirror anyone?

Max Tse Tung Day 3,736, 14:22

If I recall correctly this is on page one. "The High Priest, with the approval of the Priests, can excommunicate heretics. To be cast a heretic is the worst thing that can happen to a Harambist."

tef1 Day 3,736, 14:29

It is the establishment who believes in heretics. It is Tef1, who is trying to reverse the sad status quo.

Max Tse Tung Day 3,736, 14:31

Max 3:1 “Harambe frowns upon those who use his great truth as grounds for political, social, or economic gains.”

tef1 Day 3,736, 14:35

Joshua 2:5 "I tell you all, I will serve you well, if you serve others well -- especially those hurting, but should you chose to support those with the connection and money, I tell you now my words will haunt you."

Max Tse Tung Day 3,736, 14:38

Sounds like blasphemy. Or at least not Harambism.

tef1 Day 3,736, 14:43

@Max, might wanna reread Harambe's wishes then.

Gant tommy Day 3,735, 17:26

If you spend $500 of real money for the pruposes of tanking the shit out of this war, im in for the giggles.

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:20

Donations will be appreciated once, His Majesty is broke.

Dio Mudd Day 3,735, 17:44

You got a chuckle out of me. If you feel like moving after they blacklist you in the eUSA, I'll put in a good word for you to the dictator of Pakistan.

Good luck, tef.

o7

Orikfricai Day 3,735, 18:27

I thought we were bros, Pakistan?!

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:23

What makes you think otherwise?

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:22

No thanks. Why is the establishment against Tef1? oh wait, His Majesty rules.

Salty Day 3,735, 18:13

Harambe does not send his blessings to you like this. You are going against the Church by preforming such actions.

tef1 Day 3,735, 20:25

Tef1 was ordered to do this straight from the almighty himself though.

Salty Day 3,736, 05:33

Blasphemy!

tef1 Day 3,736, 11:33

Tef1 has it in good authority, that Harambe is in his side on his one. Surely, Tef1 is imperfect as are all of Harambe's creatures, but Tef1 is right on this particular case.

Salty Day 3,736, 14:30

We are all brothers and sisters under Harambe’s light. Come back to his grace. You are being misguided by wanting this war.

tef1 Day 3,736, 21:01

This is for the goodness of eUSA.

Salty Day 3,736, 11:50

Your words are filled with slander. Saint Harambe frowns upon you dear brother. Walk back into the light. The false prophet of dio is clouding your judgment, for dio is the patron of lies.

tef1 Day 3,736, 13:31

Tef1 denounced Dio months ago. Harambe is such a forgiving being. FYI, Phil aint my brother - assuming you are alluding to him. If not, not sure who you are accusing of being Tef1's brother. By the way that would be a blessing.