Financial Matters: 10 Million cc vs 1 Millisecond
metehan2010
Dear eJapanese Citizens,
Mr. President, draIeNS89, and The Governor, Brkati Raskucin, put their trust in me to handle some of the financial transactions and all of the Monetary Market shenanigans during the November 2023 term. I kept full control of our 12 orgs and shared login information of the 2 (Bank and IJA) for incentive programs and just in case of emergency needs as requested.
Here is the information and the math behind the transactions that occurred during last term.
• As the previous CP (hell of a guy by the way even though he does not give a damn about some claims to be able to count milliseconds and finds it amusing to watch the ones who stopped growing after 8th grade and have anger management capabilities of a toddler…on second thought…shame on him, he should be more considerate of the self-righteous hypocrites) mentioned in his end of term article, our net worth, after settling all tax transactions, ended up being around approximately 37.1 million cc.
• During current CP’s first term, we had 27 donation laws, 3 to IJA 24 to Bank of eJapan, equaling 10.8 million cc. We did very good with not leaving too many gaps between donation laws last month. Our total gain was 9.7 million cc so we were able to avoid excess accumulation in treasury and actually transferred about 1 extra million ccs than we had to. Thank you to all the congress members.
• Our tax return obligations were 8.7 million cc (Finland, Canada and Pakistan) and taxes we get back (Pakistan, Poland, UAE and Estonia) amounted to 873 thousand cc. Net owed back = 8 million (ish).
• We spent 2.6 million for our CP’s new (Very generous but slightly expensive) Air Rank Improvement + JUDO program.
• As of today, we already settled the majority of our tax transactions and our net worth is 46.8 million cc.
• 37.1 (starting net worth) + 10.8 (donation laws) – 2.6 (CP throwing money at his citizens) – 8 (tax returns) = 37.3 million is where we would have ended up without taking Monetary Market profits into consideration.
• So the difference between 46.8 and 37.1 = 9.7 million cc is our Monetary Market profits for last month. 9.7 million in one term is a record for us thanks to the multiple events that cause havoc in every aspect of the game and make Monetary Market extra lucrative. I believe that makes draIeNS89 the bestest CP in the universe. Thank you for trusting me in applying my Monetary Market profit maximization strategy this term.
Special thanks goes to my self-proclaimed psychotherapist, Think Twice who has a right to claim helping me deal with tantrum throwing adult toddlers.
And In Suplilumas I trust!!!
Disclaimer: All the numbers in this article are real but the character's are fictional. This has been written in an attempt to give the CP a reason to take my name out of his second term article 🙂
I only help so the opportunities to improve financial health of eJapan are not missed and we can confidently afford some incentive programs that would return these benefits back to eCitizens.
Additional details are in the snapshots below for days 5831-5860 inclusive.
Let me know if you have any questions. I might even answer them.
Metehan2010
Comments
Hahahahaah good job
O7
I should have checked with Masaharu Homma about the record thing and also credit him once more about Monetary Market profitability... If he reads, he can chime in.
O/
Metehan for reyizidensi o7
votelamayip yorum yapmayanin çükü düşsün o/
mašala
o7
“Each millisecond matters in battlefield”
Art of War - Sun Tzu
Keep up the good work
Hail the bestest CP in the universe (please keep him in the gov 😁)
Hail the money maker o7
Not sure if it is something to brag about... being know as the 1ms guy but i guess we shouldn't judge
I’m also not sure that Sun Tzu ever mentioned about it. I just made it up 😂
We don't listen Chinese here!
"I believe that makes draIeNS89 the bestest CP in the universe."
I know it! 🫠🤣
But for real, if we didn't play with Monetary Market, Judo and air couldn't be available. I hope next CP will continue this practice, so we can make more programs that will make our country stronger and citizens also.
there are not many out there who will even ask let alone spend time to implement a strategy that would maximize MM profits 🙂 And hope is not a strategy
o7
Never fails to surprise me how can someone elicit a gagging reflex and mild approval at the same time. It is sad you lost your boyish charm over these years
I need a summary is this an act of treason or just poor management like Darshu's mom?
o7
it's all nice
but you didn't count my expenses
p.s. I'll give you half back
i was hoping you wouldn't notice...damit 🙂
o7
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