Day 4417 - Festive Greetings and Update
10 Downing Street
Fellow citizens!
It is time to send you all the greetings of the season, applicable in whichever mode you observe!
Latest developments
To solve the problem created by the accidental recovery of Northern Ireland from Croatia, Finland has declared war on us and attacked Northern Ireland. This will then permit Turkey to occupy the region and protect the border and their interests in Scotland. Needless to say, we are to LOSE the battle in NI.
An unfortunate complication arose in that the Irish CP decided to offer his people some excitement in Ulster over Christmas, in keeping with the strange RL-based fetish that some people over there have about our region. A declaration of war is about to pass in the Irish Congress but the Finnish attack should spoil that nicely.
The Irish CP is left with various alternative options that depend on the situation in Wales (subject to attack by Chile) or waiting to see what happens in Ulster.
Training Wars
Meanwhile, Chile have attacked West Midlands, which we are to LOSE. We must wait until after this is over before we start any Resistance War in South West of England.
We are now starting a Resistance War against Argentina in South East of England, which is ours to WIN. Then Hungary can take South East of England behind us. If the timings are not quite right, they will attack elsewhere instead.
Keep an eye on the Country feed for updates.
Now to sign off on a personal note, may you all Never Walk Alone as we celebrate Liverpool's World Club Championship!
o7
wingfield
Country President
Comments
YNWA!
YNWA!
Happy Crimbo all
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Liverpool fan? Impeach...
plus he's yet to AS Singapore!
deffo impeach time
YNWA
Thank you for the reminder not to walk alone in Liverpool and to avoid people carrying clubs. Didn't realise they won a championship for that though
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