1st Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the New Era of Socialist Prosperity

Day 4,865, 13:56 • Published in USA USA • by What A Guy

Comrades,

While we await the final tabulation from the praesidium on my ratification as chairman, I wish to speak to you about the task before us.

After many months of feeling the jackbooted chicken leg pressing down on our necks, with our faces mistaken for so much Corn & Mealworm Party Mix Poultry Treats, we have decisively cast off the chains of the capitalist thugs and turned to the non-revolutionary ballot box, providing the crucial margin to elect an eUSA regime of nicer capitalist thugs. Okay, this is something, at least!

But eUSA stands at a crossroads, as war looms over our fictive globe. The previous administration brought us to the brink of disaster, but today we will make a great step forward.

In its role within the governing coalition, the Socialist Freedom Party will continue to advocate for its core beliefs: co-operation of production, co-ordination of battle, and a chicken in every pot. There will also be inscrutable newspaper articles.

Our struggle is reborn. Today I declare Year Zero of the Mass Line. Our reconstituted revolutionary committee shall be the first in a new era. Joining me in the struggle will be our most loyal cadres and revolutionary thinkers.

My nominations to the First Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the New Era of Socialist Prosperity are:

Assigned voting members:
- Shiloh13
- Wilhelm Rontgen
- Elaine of the Snowy Forest
- RF Williams

Additional six voting members:
- Franklin Stone
- T.J. SCOTT
- Salty
- TheNorm
- PimpDollaz
- Leon Gutierrez

Non-voting members:
- Countess of Flame
- crvnazvezda
- Flashback1
- Goxi HN
- grangiuseppe
- LordOther
- TheePostman
- zRTx

We must also plan for the upcoming Congressional elections. I will speak to you again soon on this topic, but in the meantime I ask for the most patriotic amongst you to consider service.

Well, that about wraps it up for me. I will retire with a fine Chinese cigar and a snifter of Cuban vodka, but only for a moment. For we must be ever vigilant. There are rumors of a putrid groot lurking among us. Please note that air fresheners are available through the SFP network of hard-currency foreign trade stores.

Until we meet again, my brethren -- long live the revolution!

XO,
Chairman What A Guy