1st Glorious RC of 5000 Days of Self-Reflective Growth

Day 5,001, 22:00 • Published in USA USA • by What A Guy


Comrades,

The eWorld has marked 5000 days of history, which is almost five years, daylight savings. Through that noble history civilization has come and gone, periods of great learning transitioned to outright barbarism, and immortal leaders were disappointed to find that nobody looked on their works and despaired.

In parallel with the path of the eWorld, the Socialist Freedom Party has seen tremendous growth. Not in its forces, or membership, or material posessions. No, we've lost most of that. But we've found something more important. I think. Maybe. Okay, maybe not. Maybe this is all just totally goofy. But due to the primary law of capitalism, the sunken cost fallacy, we shall soldier on proudly forever.

Today I reestablish Year Zero of the Mass Line, and with it, the First Glorious Revolutionary Committee of Five Thousand Days of Self-Reflective Growth.

My nominations to this entirely newly constituted Revolutionary Committee are almost, but not quite, totally identical to every other month:

Assigned voting members:
- shiloh13
- PimpDollaz
- RF Williams

Additional six voting members:
- T.J. SCOTT (also co-treasurer)
- PilotPhil (also co-treasurer)
- Salty
- TheePostman
- Leon Gutierrez

Non-voting members:
- TheNorm
- Goxi HN

Thank you for your endorsement of my fifth consecutive term as party chairman. May it be 5000, and soon!

Long live the SFP revolution!

XO,
Chairman What A Guy