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Afternoon all!

Following the usual weeks coercion, bribery and debauchery surrounding a ‘peaceful’ transfer of power ‘ere in Reform; I’m happy to announce a legendary hangover, cracked skull and stellar list of twelve candidates for you this month...

We hope to have an eUK-wide event out soon; failing which we'll revert to the old [LIAR] series again. Activity could probably do with a boost given how unlucky we've been on some of these resource coin tosses!

Anyway, without further ado-




Wookie

Our infamous local philosopher-King; Wookie0 has diligently led Reform back into happy prosperity these recent months and has been honoured with the top spot on our list. His return to the game has been a great joy and I ask you lend him your vote to extend that to Mongress.




Certacito

It appears after yet another assassination attempt that CC is taking his continued role as deputy PP in stride. This is all fair and encouraged in the upper echelons of Reform, as any activity is probably good activity. He’s been rewarded with the 2nd safespot accordingly and I look forward to the next attempt...




Appleby

That this drunken rascal is the Speaker of the House is probably a living metaphor for how low things can get. However, with the captured PPship comes great perks; and so in the event the vast majority of the party fail to turn up on the election day the third safespot is mine...




Kapten Johnson

Failed nordic spy turned gin industrialist - Johnson has adapted well to his adopted homeland and the infamous ‘KJ 55%’ brand is now a personal favourite of the Commons after the hard labour of a donation law! Only fair you return him back...




Chemical Chaos

A great asset to the community for as long as I can remember, always buys his round. Sure, he might like blowing things up time to time; but in the name of science and the frustrations of the modules eRep throws at us… who can blame him?




Madelina de Melrose

Only in Reform can there be a wandering opera singer from the Canadian wilderness! Lend her your vote lest she go full vibrato on yer!




Rodney McKay

Another ancientfag gripping onto eLife by the strength of old memories and entertained bemusement for the future - Rodders is always a reliable candidate to give strength to our list.




Jaydowg

Don’t let the innocent yellow ducks on his avatar fool you… Jaydowg is notoriously involved with [Redacted by the Roman Catholic Church]




Elad Cirith

How do you solve a problem like Maria? How long’s a piece of string? Resident Galactic Emperor Elad Cirith has taken a promising apprenticeship with our token resident-philosopher Wookie. I was never particularly into star wars but the potential alternative we have here is worth a netflix series




Fataliix

Another famous ancientfag - Fataliix muscled a hair of the dog, answered the call and pressed the necessary button when his party needed him most… o7 mate!




Allan Saltwater

Not much is known of Allan Saltwater since an infamous baptism of absinthe removed his ability to speak (unless ordering another drink). Lend him a bag of peanuts and your vote, and he’ll presumably say no more about it.




Thomas765

Making up the rearguard is an old friend, Thomas, whose desire to actually get elected to Mongress rivals Atilla the Hun’s desire for world peace. Nevertheless he was good enough to put his name down so we have a nice round number and for that he’s earned himself a Talisker 41yo 1978 Bodega! Nice one...




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Slainte gents! Best of luck to other parties tomorrow!