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[Funky] Join the Funk

Day 5,931, 06:56 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Rory Winterbourne II

Story of the Funk

You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.
Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees. One day, Parliament was travelling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.
Two weeks later, I found the Funk, in bed with a conger eel. At first, I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection, I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with all that, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky produce. So I let him live here, with me, in Funky Militia.

Ideals

- Fight wherever you like, players from any nation welcome
- Funky Militia is apolitical and encourages members to join whatever party they wish
- To help out fellow members

Supplies

This will be a fixed sum of cc depending on the number of MU members, usually sent out on Tuesdays and is currently 100k a week. The only requirement is representing the funk with an avatar.

Your Funk’ometer™ score is an attempt to reward activity other than kills and can be influenced by feed activity, recruiting members, helping out etc. New player rewards will be based on battle honours gained.

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