[Feds] We're Doing Our Part!

Day 4,753, 02:59 • Published in USA Chile • by Wilker Nath


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmcNbsLCpBQ

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have nice things?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a systemic problem here in the eUS. It is not Congress, though it is very closely related. Our problem is Kongress. The Federalist party has a bold and effective solution to this problem. Our solution? More Feds!



Month after month, election after election, our brave sacrifices volunteers plunge into the wild lands of the congress boards, and sift through pages upon pages of steaming excrimentary threads in order to vote the country’s best interests into action. They risk their sanity. They risk their blood pressure. They jeopardize time that could be spent reading a book, or playing a better game or something. And why do they do it? Why do we do it?

Simple. We do it for you, America.


We’re doing our part!

Our part is the hard part, America. We have to actually talk to people we disagree with!

Your part? Your part is easy. All you have to do is log in tomorrow, click that stupid annoying little vote popup notification, and…


So I ask you this, America. Are you doing your part? Think about your question while listening to our closing performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUAzLpG8sf8






Don’t forget to vote!
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