[FEDS] Have FUN [FIST]

Day 4,557, 18:56 Published in USA USA by Cthulhu..

[FEDS] Have FUN [FIST]





Hello all of you poor quarantined bastards. How are you holding up?

I'm kinda like an elevator:
I have my ups and downs. xD

But seriously, I'm coming to the end of another exciting month as the Party President of The Federalist Party. In all honesty, I cannot remember how many times I've been PP; but each of them is like a snowflake, unique and fleeting. Personally, I do not think I accomplish what I set out to do most months; but I can say we managed to put a Federalist President in the Whitehouse.

I cannot take credit for this achievement, though. All credit goes to MelissaRose, the beautiful, glorious matriarch of the Federalist Party. She will be your president next month, and I know she will continue to build upon the successes of the previous months. She will continue the proud legacy of the Federalist Party.



I would like to encourage everyone to realize how important and vital it is to the success of these eUnited States that we strive for excellence in the Whitehouse. Personally, I think Baby Groot did an excellent job as PotUS, but I know there are some members of the community that did not view his terms as a success. You know, he could have had some of the best months on record in erepublik, but he lacked the support that is needed to take his administration to the next level.

Did you know that I fired myself as MoD in the first month? I mean, I came to the man and said, 'Look, I suck. You really should replace me with someone that does the job and does it well.' He accepted it in theory, but kept me around because I did a few things here and there to help out. Groot was really a one man show. He actually set alarms to ensure that battles and allies were handled appropriately at all hours of the night. That's dedication. And do you know why he HAD to do this? Because he did not receive the help needed to be a resounding success in erepublik, not for lack of trying.



Here, we get to the heart of the matter in erepublik. The Executive branch needs a strong group of persons surrounding them to accomplish their goals. I really want you to observe the level of activity and strength that Tyler Bubblar and his staff exhibit this month. I hope that you understand the level of activity, coordination, and commitment that he and his staff show the community. I need you to realize that, as a community, we are stronger and able to tackle any problem that we encounter in erepublik. Above all, I think you will see as I have that the eUS can do anything when it's citizens and political parties work together for the betterment of the country and the community at large.

We need to stand together as a community and protect ourselves against all enemies, foreign and domestic. We will endure, and most of all: HAVE SOME F***ING FUN. Find a few people that you can call friends, throw a project together and have a good time. I think we've all got some free time on our hands right now.

How can YOU impact the community? What can YOU do to make a difference? How can YOU positively impact the eUSA community? And I'd like to invite all of you to join The Federalist Party in making a difference and having some fun. I invite everyone to take a good look at their own party and see how they can contribute to the eUS community being vibrant, engaging, energetic, and FUN.

I want YOU to get up off your A** and have some fun. I'm going to make sure that I do in the next couple of weeks. I'll have no responsibilities and can do whatever I want. How about you?





My name is CTHULHU.

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