Bad Moon Rising - newspaper of Chris Carnage

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Time for Carnage II

8 • Día 1,790, 01:49 • Publicado en Australia

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Members of the United Labour Front, I seek your support in tomorrow's Party President election. I have been in personal contact with each of you to express my goals and ambitions for this party, and to herald a few changes that I propose. I remind

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Article in Pics

12 • Día 1,787, 02:27 • Publicado en Australia

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

I was talking to some people on IRC who provided some constructive criticism of my writing style. I summarise their suggestions to:

* Use more pics
* Write fewer words
* 3 paragraphs max

None of this sits well with me, but those offering the

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Time for Carnage

20 • Día 1,785, 05:10 • Publicado en Australia

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Debates y análisis político

My dear friends and compatriots, I am humbled to advise that I have recently been appointed party president of the United Labour Front (ULF) following the unfortunate resignation of kid288.

Upon my escape from vile imprisonment one of my first

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Dance and be in love

18 • Día 1,783, 02:39 • Publicado en Australia

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

I was surprised about a few things after my great escape, but none more so than finding that eChile was occupying eAus. Back in the day we were on good terms with eChile despite

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My Escape

24 • Día 1,782, 05:27 • Publicado en Australia

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Entretenimiento e interacción social

The cell was cold and dark. Even now my joints creak and the brightness of the sun burns my eyes. But I can hold a weapon, and my faculties have not deserted me.

The capitalist dogs kept me imprisoned for months, maybe a year, but if their goal