Yes, Another CP Election Article

Day 1,992, 15:29 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by The Irish William Wallace

Well since you candy-a$$e$ can't handle the word "a$$", my last article was deleted. With that said, let us look at before and after pictures of what eIreland is and could be if I am elected!

BEFORE (NOW)


AFTER ELECTED


BEFORE (NOW)


AFTER ELECTED


BEFORE (NOW)


AFTER ELECTED


BEFORE (NOW)


AFTER ELECTED


Do these Before-And-After photos not speak for themselves?
Elect me, MikeBane for Country President of eIreland and I can promise you the following:

1) The end of British tyranny
2) An authoritative government that will get $hiz done
3) Not a baby boom because I'm not gonna promise something that isn't gonna happen
4) A cool a$$ bauss
5) Really cool photos/gifs on every government article

And if that is not enough to secure your vote, then just vote for me to stick it to the man. Good luck to the other candidates...it will be a close race if you command all your sheep right.


Another edition of "Hits From The Bong"


The Chosen Wolf and Future Country President,
MikeBane and all of my comrades


I have been blessed by The Word, I have been spiritually enlightened. I have risen from the great Fall.