WOOOO MY eBIRTHDAY

Day 1,168, 13:50 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Yes, that's right, a year ago today I clicked a referral link that a guy was spamming all over kongregate.

Since than I've accomplished many, many things.
Now, because plenty of you younger folk don't quite know who I am. So lemme just list off some of the FEW things I've done in my time.

I saved america with my brilliant militiary strategies 2x
I've had the only newspaper to reach 100 subs.
I almost made it into congress. 2x
I'm pretty sure I made ST6 and SEES
I've traveled the world protecting your poltical freedoms from serbs, and the other crap countries.
AND glove told me I was his favorite right before he shot himself in his studies.

Also to celebrate these accomplishments I'm throwing a BIRTHDAY PARTY
If you come to my birthday party (which may or may not exist) you'll get the first piece of cake that looks like me



So comon down to my birthday party, I've got blackjack and hookers 😃.


also make sure to wish Paul Proteus a happy birthday even though he's accomplished much less than me.