Why Water Is Bad
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by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink
Water is a terrible substance that we should remove from life because it kills everyday. But first before we get into that lets just start out why people like me can't stand it. First off water is far to wet. Second Its flavorless and bland its like the liquid equivalent to ice which is also flavorless. Also to add to it sucking you cant even hold it. It slips right through your hands so its impossible to hold 'n it doesnt even have a damn color. Kay on to the death. If you've ever seen shark week than you'd see all these terrible stories of sharks eatting people IN WATER. So in conclusion to that without water there wouldnt be any sharks to kill civilians. So in order to remove water from life and stop these sensless killings start drinking a diffrent beverage. Have a heart and drink some juice or milk.
P.S Seacows are mammals as of now and everything is what i say it is
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I totally agree.
Water has wonderful flavor. You're just too much of a philistine to identify it. That's what happens when you drink Coke and rubbing alcohol all the time.
P.O.E.
Kill Water!!!!!!!
Water
R.I.P
I suggest trying to use your lessons from English class and maybe even proof-read before you publish something. Less likely to look like a tard next time.
i didnt read it the first time and im not gonna read it now and oh no the serious nerds on erepublik are gonna think im a tard oh no how will i continue living my life? infact i didnt even read this comment.. and blah blah blah
another reason to not drink water:
fish fu*k in it.
lol