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The feds setting in Ottawa have issues a press release defending their practic e of renting out the provinces to Serbia and Romania. They said that this is all necessary to protect us from the US invasion.

Why I do strongly agree with everyone that Canada must to everything defend its borders, I will have to point out that there is an excellent alternative to the current rental scheme is the matter of conquest.

Austria is right now working hard to undermine our Canadian sovereignty. While the Austrians may not have any allies, they are working hard at using Mozart and Beethoven to brainwash our children. But the Canadians are resilient against these threats. When elected, we will strike the mini-Krauts to their tiny sticks in their you-know-whats!

So what does this rhetoric has to do with the possible rental scheme?
We could rent out our newly acquired Austrian territories and rent it out to Serbia. We will use this as leverage to get the Northwest Territories under our control.

The Progressives not only rented out our largest provinces such as the NW Territories and Quebec, they also gave away our vital resources. Without them, we are nothing but a glorified agrarian society where we have to depend on Alberta to live!

If you vote for the Imperial Party of Canada, you will bring back the ability for Canada to stand for itself.