Why The Francophones Don't Matter in the Election

Day 3,768, 23:18 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lama O. Curlins

In only ten days, Canadians will be voting in the election to choose not just the men who run the country, but their allegiances to particular parties. All of the parties are dedicate their resources to push their agendas across the halls of the Parliament.

The Canadiens Francophones are one of such parties. In recent history, they did not propose serious policies regarding their Quebecois heritage. Nor do they they push serious left-wing/pseudo-anarchist proposals in the Congress for years. They cannot even hope to out-rally the Rylde's Whorehous, who at least insist on keeping certain aspects on hedonism in Canada, and they have more seats than the Francophones could hope for this decade. It is ironic that a care-free peusdo-political party which is a glorified night club have a will established anarchist agenda than the Francophonic nationalists.

If the Francophones whant to have a real chance of capturing seats, they should not even compete in the elections. Instead they should move to the Romanian Empire and struggle to support their archaic European roots in the rented otu Quebec. At least, Romania is an actual European entity. The Francophones cannot hope to establish anything close to such vision here in Canada nor do they even have a willpower.

Even after Quebec may or may not be returned to Canada, this would not change the fact that Canada is ignoring the French roots more and more while scrapping it in favor of the quasi-British heritage. Expect Quebec to open arms not with accordians and baquettes, but with chepa Dracula costumes and tuica bottles all due to part-time military exercise.