Why I'm Great (and deserve to get the American of the Year Award)

Day 1,133, 20:47 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

Would you like some crappy unfitting musica I'm still too stupid to link into my article?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32oU8YSFR8E

Now, before we start, make sure to vote for me in the American of deh year thinggy when you realize I deserve your vote.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/liii-2010-eamerican-of-the-year-voting-1617462/1/20#comments
Comonn I've kept you entertained more than most people on this game NOW DO EET.

Ok, ok lemme think....

Remember that porn article that inspired thousands of people to fap off and get angry afterwords when it stayed in the top 5 for hours that I keep mentioning in my articles? Well, I just mentioned it in this article so that shows my.... determination to never let things die because... death IS BAD! YES! I am very opposed to death and bad things. I think we can all relate to this, and me 🙂.

Now you're probably wondering, I was going to vote for Josh Frost or some other guy who deserves it more than me. Well screw that. I'm helping your brain by providing you something interesting and intellectually stimulating...
DUHUDHUDHUUHDUHHUUHUH

Also if I get this sextacular award I will donate all the moneys to our delicious children.

Mmm yes our, delicious.... children


ERR RIGHt.... Ehh
I doubt most of you even would have saw that article and voted for anyone, so you owe me.

Also, because it's become abundantly clear that I wrote this at 12:00 in even more of a rush than normally and I'm incredibly desperate for votes even though I'll lose HERES TITS!




And now for all you women out there....




Kay, fair trade. Now do it... PLEASE? 🙁) I'm just talking outta my ass at this point.....
I need attention 24 hours a day or I die.



AWW SHIT I GOT A BAAAAAAAA-AD FEELING BOUT THIS......
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