Why Every Country is going to fail but mine

Day 870, 15:25 Published in USA USA by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

They Just dont seem to understand they is uhh stoopid so err. GO MY COUNTRY WE IS THE WINS SCREW U JAPANS AND AMERICA. THE UTOPIA OF GAYLORDS WILL NEVER BE SPLODED. AND UHHH. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH UHM. HEIL MY GAYLORDINGTON EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS GOING TO FAIL. BECAUSE THE WORLD IS DOOMED CEPT FOR MINE. BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS IS A CRAP PARADOY FROM THAT ARTICLE UNDER ME THAT I DIDNT EVEN READ. Heil Candor Blah Blah bLah.
I LIKE KITTY CATS DO YOU LIKE KITTY CATS? BECAUSE THEY GO MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
I honestly just wantted to write a stupid artlcle.