WHPR [Day 1,030] - ATO, TW, Jobs, and a Goodbye
James S. Brady Press Room
Today is the party presidential election day. One if my least favorite days of the month, simply because of the suckieness of the day and the fact that it’s almost always about ATO, rather than who you like best. Oh well, we all need to do our part.
Speaking of, follow the words of this paper as if they were from Dio himself. It’s got the instructions for who to vote for. If you can’t read that (due to lazieness, sucky internet connection, or you’re concerned about your parents walking in and seeing the wimmenz always in Rod’s paper) then vote for Indrae in the ADTP. Even if you belong to another party, just hop over and vote there. If you refuse to hop (heathen) then vote for one of the endorsed candidates:
USWP - Fionia
Feds - Greene12
SEES - rainy sunday
UIP - Justin McCravok
ADTP – Indrae
If you’re in the Conservative Party, vote for Claire Littleton. The best way to receive information is to get on IRC and got to #ATO.
Upcoming Training Wars
There are certain people in eAmerica that I hate, not going to lie (why hello there, Daks) and I want to bash their face in. Unfortunately, I’d rather not fight for Serbia. However, that will soon change. The United States will soon be hosting Training Wars as in V1 through resistance wars. This is a great opportunity to increase your level and have some friendly grudge matches. More details will be forthcoming (from a less skilled writer, I’m sure).
Insourced
Rather than exporting all of our jobs to India (the blasphemers), we want to grow some new talent in America. The executive is one of the quickest ways to jump ahead and get active. I highly encourage all of you to sign up here. Signing up almost guarantees you a job, seeing as how we desperately need more people. In fact you might get a certain Secretary’s job (probably not). That brings me to my final section.
Adios, AMURICA
I love writing. The chance to write this almost daily has been the greatest experience I’ve had in eRepublik. I’d like to thank Joshua Patterson and Krems (plus Inwegen too, he has a hand in everything) for giving me the job. It’s honestly been a pleasure talking to many of you and getting to write exactly the way I wanted to. I’ve never really had a job of any significance in eRepublik and it was great fun to actually see some of the behind the scenes stuff (spoiler alert: invasion of Singapore incoming) and participate with some of the big name people.
I really wish I could keep it up. I just don’t have the time. I’m a lowly, 15 year old highschooler with 5 AP classes and 3 hours of Cross Country every day. I normally get to bed around 1:00 am. I can’t add another hour of writing onto that. Hopefully I’ll be around every once in a while (guest Press Secretary, anyone?) to write, just for funzies.
I can’t promise anything though. If you want, subscribe to my paper and I’ll try and write some decent articles every once and a while. You could friend me too, if you wanted. It would be so much fun to have friends, I’ve never had them before.
Now, one last time.
Don’t hate me,
Kentel
Secretary of Media
Comments
Thanks for dealing with me for a month, America.
Good luck with real life, Kentel. 🙂 -smilie face-
It's been great having you Kentel.. you'll be back
Use your vote to stop the PTO. Go to #ATO and get instructions before you vote today. http://tinyurl.com/SACircLink
I've enjoyed your style. You'll be missed.
//wave
It's been cool following your publications. adios!
You'll be missed Kentel.. You've done good work.
>There are certain people in eAmerica that I hate, not going to lie (why hello there, Daks)
Good post
You're a great writer Kenter, you're humor will be missed.
How about instead of having a training war, you come to Australia and help us repeal the Indo invasion
Sweet I used to run XC too.
Subbed your paper, and good luck with real life.
Government propaganda and tyranny
How about instead of having a training war, you come to Australia and help us repeal the Indo invasion x 2
But Pizza, he is leaving. The tyranny is finally over. ha ha ha
Also Australia
Best of luck, and thanks for your well-written articles.
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Kentel, you made an excellent Secretary of Media, best I can recall. Good job, and good luck IRL.
@Dutch Marley: i can push ppl around without having to play football... any other "real" sports you think ppl should play?
AMERIKUHHHH
Highlighted in today's Pony Express.
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good bye :3
In TOP
Plan D
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/plan-d-1517372/1/20
Youve done good.
@Gagah, your such a fucking faggot.
i would like to say for a 15yr. old high schooler kental, your articles have always been clear, well thought out, and to be honest i was under the impression that you were an adult. good luck in rl. hope that you stay in the game even if its just a 4clicker for a while. bon chance mon ami.
Impressive writing for any age - best of luck to you in the future.
http://www.erepublik.com/bg/article/-1-1518070/1/20
Hail Phoenix
Wow, it's been a while since the WHPR was in the Top 5 International. 😮