WHPR [Day 1,027] - Western Alaska, Meals on Wheels, and Jobs
James S. Brady Press Room
The Rebel Alliance refuses to stand down. There are rumors from our Bothan spies that the rebel scum may attempt a rebellion in the territory of Western Alaska (formerly known as Far Eastern Russia). It is imperative that the rebels do not seize the territory.
In order to prevent that, all troops and civilians are ordered to deploy here. In order to receive the maximum benefit, all troops should deploy in their own hex, this should slow any rebel incursion.
Set blasters to kill.
Meals on Wheels
The Meals on Wheels program is looking to help new players. Some Americans don’t have the money to pay for the giant amount of cheeseburgers we consume. Therefore, our government has set up a program to assist those unfortunate souls. Apply here for the delicious milkshakes, chicken fingers, and pancakes (anyone calling them flapjacks, get out of my country).
Lesser Minions
Some of the people in our government apparently grow tired of tedious, repetitive, and skill-requiring tasks. They’re requesting assistance. Sign up here. This is a great way for players to get involved. You will be working for the executive and will begin to learn about the way the United States works, while meeting people and helping the nation. Essentially what I’m saying, sign up.
Don’t hate me
Kentel
Secretary of Media
Comments
Setting blasters to kill~!
Setting blasters to stunning!
i never got a blaster....
SET BLASTERS TO EAT RUSSIAN
batteries are dead on my blaster!!! 🙁
WAY TO HORRIBLY BLEND 2 SY-FI SHOWS.
I AM DISAPPOINT
Sleeping in the FER Hilton tonight, phasers set on STUNNING!
I put my blaster in the toilet ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aspp1r0tS4
where can I how do it?
Flapjacks FTW!
Set blenders to "crushed ice"!
Giddyup!
I heard ALL the cool kids were deploying in Western Alaska.
Set my boot to stomp.
set blasters to tickle! : D Have a smooch at my reel behind 😛