Welllllllllllllllllp, *Reposted*

Day 1,177, 18:25 • Published in USA USA • by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink

(the part where I talk about why I reposted it is on the bottom)


I've decided to leave America. Now don't cry, it's not your fault I'm leaving it's everyone but yours fault. Especially Mizu because I said abunch of horrible things about him before the election and I have to leave before it turns out I'm wrong because I have a very large senstive ego.

Now since most of you probably won't see as much I have to be very selective with my words that you'll remember me by...

My Kill list is:
Slosh (for hurting my feelings that one time)
Croy (for accomplishing more than me in a much shorter amount of time)
Richard Nixon (for stealing my idea of having a kill list)
Julian Mizu (for beating emerick and not letting me in the ST6 for a good reason)
Every other lulz writer but me (for making me jealous)
Slosh's parents (for giving birth to an abomination)
The Libetarian Writer's Guild (for not picking one of my articles yet)
Everyone on the board of directors of the NoS exluding candor, me, and Tb3 (for not being as cool)
El Nano (for leaving after making me lol)
Slosh's ancestors (for giving birth to something that eventually would lead to an abomination)
Paul Proteus (for thinking he wasn't gonna be here)
Gulden Draak (because I read justin's article)
Gulden Draak's Club (for not picking me yet)

anyone below justin mccravok level of fame can never achieve my love because I'm a star f**ker

and I eat babies

Well, so long Merica. I'll probably return when the Australian branch of the NoS fails. You should join it to bask in it's glory now 🙂.





Well, the reason this got deleted is that I hurt some peoples feelings. Loftderaptor was the first one who was clearly upset as you could tell from his comment that stated and I quote, "LOL". Luckly though, the admins deleted this article before Sir Valaro Vocrum got a chance to read it and be emotionally scarred like loftd was. Because I'm sure that his feelings would greatly hurt... Yes the feelings and emotions he has... because he has a soul and is human.... Anyway, even though this article won't get nearly as many votes (probably) and I might lose a few subs I'm still gonna repost it. Don't worry about being offended about my article Josh, Loftde, Dio, and Valaro I removed any part that is insulting to you personally. Yeh basterds.

Also I'm going to guess thats what was wrong with the article if not, please clarify before giving me another forfeit point.