We have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat...
Rico Suave
... and moving tickets and weapons..
These are perilous times for our country. Events may lead us in a direction were we must fight for our very survival as a sovereign nation. Join the paras to face these events with proper army training!
eSouth Africa will pull through because she must, we are not a nation of servants nor will we ever be!
If you haven't already then send your application to Gabriel Borien with the following information:
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Long Live the Nine Provinces of South Africa!
Comments
Is this for paratroopers or ACoR?
I am part of the 1st Platoon and we do have military actions. If you wish to fight and be a part of eSA, I advise you to take this to heart!
Ok so the partroopers then! The third platoon is way cooler than the other two by the way! 😉
Man, that sounds awfully hard and kinda dangerous. Do you have a military wing that offers sodas, smiles, playtime and back massages? We've got all these Swedes here in eSA, so we might as well put them to use giving oil massages.
I singed up, but have no clue were I belong too. Then again this happens allot to me in real life 😉
Hey Chris you signed up for the ACoR, which is different from paratroopers.
I can see this whole paratroopers/ACoR mixup is going to happen a lot in the coming days/weeks/months/years.
Ahh, ok. Very cool. Well glad to know I belong somewhere. It's nice to belong 😉
Jizzie: As you know the DoD are for all those hard men and women that confuse pain with pleasure. At MoSec we like drinks and snacks and the occasional cigar. Our doors are always open to you.
I knew I appointed you for a reason, and not just your simian good looks. Life is always sweeter at the top. So do you think you can use your Swedish connections to get us massages from the Swedish Bikini Team?
Tarkin gives one hell of a massage when he's not out destroying rebel planets. I don't think we'll get him to wear a bikini though..
That's probably a good thing. That guy scares the hell out of me even when fully clothed. He's got the crazy eyes. I've never had a massage given to me by The Force before though. I just hope he doesn't strangle me with it.
I've drunk to worse. Let's drink!
Yeah this is for ACoR...
Para's is brenny poo's thing 😛
@jizzie: why do you always mention "messaging or rubbing" in your comments? did i miss something??? some sort of joke prior to me joining erep? plse tell...
I would love to join the PARABATS, sending mail to Gabs now!