Unveiling the Absurd: Vexing Chaos and the Never-Ending Excuses for Never Losing
Foxfire
In the vast world of online gaming, there are legends and myths surrounding players who seem invincible, never tasting the bitter sting of defeat. Among these enigmatic figures is the infamous Vexing Chaos, a player in the game eRepublik who boasts an uncanny record of never losing a fight. While some might attribute this to sheer skill or an unbeatable strategy, a closer look reveals a never-ending series of questionable excuses that have become the hallmark of Vexing Chaos' unblemished record. We delve deeper into this mystifying player's supposed invincibility to answer the unanswerable.
"Lag Monster Ate My Victory"
One of the most common excuses employed by Vex is blaming lag for any potential defeats. Whether it's a slow internet connection or server issues, this excuse conveniently places the blame on external factors rather than acknowledging any personal shortcomings. The "lag monster" has become a mythical creature, haunting Vex in the virtual realm.
"Can't Afford An Alarm Clock"
Sadly, not all of us are gifted with the wealth necessary to buy the unique timepiece that enables us to plan our battle skills or strategies. Many are the times that Vex missed that special bus and arrived too late in the battle to have an influence. Thus, the endless chasing succubus of time has thwarted Vex's conquest.
"The Friendly Spar"
Battlefields are rife with confusion and chaos, so it is little wonder that what may at first appear to be a defeat was, in actuality, just a friendly sparring match and "not a serious confrontation." The opponent misunderstood the nature of the encounter, and Vex was merely testing his incredible combat skills without going all out.
"The Distraction Dilemma"
In these scenarios, Vex has asserted that an "unexpected" real-life distraction has occurred at the precise moment of battle. A plethora of distractions riddle poor Vex's domain, whether it is his blossoming at-home mail order Tupperware enterprise, his pet goldfish demanding attention, or simply a nice warm bubble bath that was too comfy to leave, he has debated that such endless external factors unique to his lifestyle have unfairly compromised the fight.
"Role-playing the Vex"
Taking a more creative approach, Vex, the character, as part of an elaborate role-playing scenario and enriched narrative of the game, cannot lose. And so, any losses do not fit with the story of Vex and will never be included in the excellent character arc of his heroic adventure.
"Vex Identifies As A Winner"
For Vex, the very essence of his gaming identity revolves around the concept of being a perpetual winner. This identification goes beyond the virtual battlefield, seeping into the mindset that shapes every move, decision, and interaction within the gaming world. It's a mantra that echoes through in his mind each battle: "I am a winner!" regardless of the outcome.
While Vexing Chaos, the enigmatic figure in the world of eRepublik, maintains an aura of invincibility through a seemingly endless series of imaginative excuses, one can only wonder how long the undefeatable legend that is Vexing Chaos will endure. It's important to recognize that the true essence of competition lies in embracing both victory and defeat, as the beauty of competition lies in the lessons learned from both triumph and adversity for those of us willing to own our wins and losses.
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You guys really love riding my dick. If anyone is rent free it's me in your heads. You get a medal here and then hide in the weeds. I continue rolling along scoring medal after medal. A mere bump in the road. Imagine you bottom feeders thinking you can actually hang with me. Some of us have lives. You can't beat me. You can't beat Tem. You can't beat any of the Top 10 when we're actually paying attention and have full energy. Imagine if you circle jerking clowns put all this effort into making eCan great again... 👍🏼
P.S. I didn't read a word of this. Sad you wasted all your time amusing 3-4 other ppl. 🤡
P.S.S. This is highly amusing to me and your bullying strategy won't change my course or get me to leave. How's Congress and HAP btw???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've beaten you online toe-to-toe with 5 minutes' notice. You bowed out the last full 60 seconds of the fight because I was beating you so badly.
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I've also beaten Tem and Tem has beaten me. What makes fighting you so entertaining is:
1.) You can't admit when you have been beaten
2.) You sexualize the hell out of every conversation (because I think you are deep in the closet of denial in regards to your own sexuality)
3.) Easily the most hateful anti-gay players in the game with your profanity both in messages and comments, which makes beating your ass sweeeeeet
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Fgt
Delusional as always.
I'm not anti-gay. I just love calling you a fgt Fgt
5 mins notice... lol hilarious. As I said in PM I had already dropped plenty in 4-5 battles. Not my fault you're a weasel waiting for me to be out of ammo. You guys are the funniest gaggle of retards I've ever met in this game. Except maybe some eIrish and eUK. You're more retarded than they ever were though.
Are you broke or something? Haven't you heard of EB's?
That's the best reply you have. Same can be said for you. Still waiting... I've spent more EBs than you've ever earned. About to get a nice stock of them. Will you be ready then puss puss?
If you're broke just say so. No need to whine and cry when the Food Fights are gone
For the 15th bajillion time. I have never whined or cried. I find it laughable that fgts like you revel in small "victories" but can't handle me one on one. ED is correct as well as I that you're a snake and poke your head out like a sad little cunt. You can't match me. That's why you bob and weave. And as always, you're right there to comment. Speaking of broke, not that my financial situation of of any of your concern.... DO YOU EVER WORK? You're here quite alot. I'm on 12 weeks paid leave. WTF are YOU doing? 😃
I take the winters off because I don't have to work. I make enough money in the other 9 months and have plenty of money socked away that I don't need to save more.. 12 weeks? I didn't realise they gave paternity leave to the beta bucks
" I had already dropped plenty in 4-5 battles. Not my fault you're a weasel waiting for me to be out of ammo" - This is you whining and excuse making.... Out of Ammo? BUY MORE SIMP - Don't be a broke bitch
Only broke bitch is you. You pick and choose one or two battles and I'm hitting all day. Not my fault your parent didn't love you. "Stop whining or I'll give you something to whine about." Sound familiar? Only beta cuck here is you. You're pathetic here in game, I'd hate to see you IRL. Sad man, just sad. You should write another 5-10 articles about how you use bombs, (that are clearly gone now) to barely beat someone who can own you any give day. 😃
Again, “I played this game longer than you and spent a lot of RL money to make my avatar guy strong” isn’t the flex that you think it is. Didn’t you get dumped in RL because you couldn’t pull yourself away from this? SAD… I can only speculate that the reason she took you back as you still play is absolutely zero other options
Yeah Foxy had a huge fight vs Tem that was in the billions and tem backed down. No one asking you to leave were snipers we enjoy the sport and the thrill of the hunt.
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Says the guy who will never catch up to him in medals haha. It's cute that you have a crush on him.
The fact you think it's about Medals highlights why it's so fun to take them from you
My personal favourite is when he's green light on, then gets sniped, then immediately logs off, only to log back on 5 minutes later and claim he was offline
#Coping
That might have happened one time. I love how you ignore everything I said. You realize I rarely log out right? Still waiting for you to meet me one on one. All your wittle bombs are gone. You're a bottom feeder and nothing more.
#smallmind
If I'm offline, I'm offline. There is no "claim".
Yes, We know you go offline right after you lose so you can pout, Then you come back online and send your rage PM's - This isn't news Chance
Retard gonna retard
"his pet goldfish demanding attention" that made me laugh so hard my new 31 Vex excuse.
So now I can hunt all of you in backward 69ers in Div 4 without guilt? Outstanding.
Empty threat we all know you enjoy dropping billions on the ground and farming endless cc that has no use.
Not that any of you show your face very often. 🙁
Exactly.
Well we are outnumbered and hated almost shot on sight so when the world hand you lemons guerrilla warfare tactics.
There are those that can, and those that sneak thief like punk as.................
Just playin by game mechanics dont hate the player hate Plato. Its not your medal and gold till you win it. Sounds like your a broken english whiner thats to used to entitled spoon feeding from HAP. No wonder you changed your name I would to you pathetic excuse of an erep player.
"pathetic excuse of an erep player." Sounds like you're projecting again.
Canada has devolved into on big cock fight. Imagine the shit you all could get done if you spent your energy fighting together rather than amongst yourselves.
Fighting what exactly? Kippers and his ilk has made it a point that there will never be anything tangible to fight. Sit down Shut up and Farm your Gold in the standing order in Canada - Some of us aren't having it
You'all are just farming gold off each other. Like 12 off you pissing in the same tiny fish bowl.
Perhaps but when we farm its right outta the other guys pocket weakening a foe. Your right we could do amazing things together. Its to bad all they want to do is pick cotten.
I already said this...
Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine
Its nice to know you sold your honor for like 20 bucks. Its good to know my word is stronger than yours. #Greedy#Whitepeople
You'll also be happy to note I already replaced the cc. Back up to 2.7 million.
You didn't really want the money back, it seems.
And the medals keep rolling in. CHOO CHOO motherfuckers.
You still think it's about Medals.... Keep spending your step kids diaper money on this game so you can win Medals Chance, We know it's the highlight of your life
That would be Crylde Sir Fuckingham. If don't have any step kids. Crylde is the last one to spend money on my account you fkwit.
What happened to you telling Foxfire that "You spent more money on this game then he's made in a lifetime" or some crap? - PS - That isn't the Flex that you think it is
Heheheh CHOO CHOO
Your micro peen isn't the flex you think it is.