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by Dio Brando
I just got the best PM ever
"We think at Norway that you and other pakistans are only cowards
and monkeys.
You would not dare to attack against Norway cos pakistan would lose after one day fight and your citizens would run back home crying.
Signed,
Ivan Russimoff"
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Seems like the guy is a geo-political strategist.
wicked
UH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fantastic. 10/10. I raged.
OH WOW
NO
This is a good day.
ATTACK! GEAR UP THE SAND ARMY! PAKISTAN SHALL PREVAIL! KILL THE INFIDELS!
SAND, GLORY AND WAR!
HEAR THE WARCRY OF PAKISTAN!
No George, it seems like the guy is a geo-political GENIUS!
Pakistani\'s do not have the capablility of crying due to the fact that we do not have tear ducts. The line \"your citizens would run back home crying.\" is innacurate and I demand Ivan Russimoff state an official apology regarding this inaccuracy.
We can only cry when Dio allows it, and without Dio\'s will we cannot shed tears.
Good try, but if swede-capitalism opressed russians want us to liberate them it will be at God-Emperor\'s will. That poor provocation is consequence of desperation under nordic claws.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME CHICKEN? LEMME AT HIM
Today is a good day to kill Norwigans.
Now that\'s a fine piece of trolling if I have ever seen one, sirs.
They are swede disgusting pigs
MOAR LIEK BOREWAY AMIRITE
BITING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
MOAR LIEK SNOREWAY AMIRITE?
its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brothers to defeat the Norwegians!
You should atack!
HOW ABOUT NO.
Those pansies want to hide behind the defender bonus.
Why is it that Pakistan is the only country full of men?
Lol, crazy ass Finns.
>>Today is a good day to kill Norwigans.
Everyday is a good day to kill Norwegians.
Silly little Norwegians. The great nation of Pakistan does not attack anyone, we merely bring peace, which is joyously accepted by others.
DOWN BUT THE FAKE GOD DIO BRANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REAL GOD WILL CRUSHES U IN BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THIS IS AN INSULT. TEARS? CRYING? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT.
DOES HE NOT KNOW PAKIS DONT HAVE TEARDUCTS?
THATS ONE OF OUR WAYS OF CONSERVING WATER IN OUR BODIES.
WE MUST KILL THOSE NORDS
MORE LIKE BLORFWAY AMIRITE
>DOWN BUT THE FAKE GOD DIO BRANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REAL GOD WILL CRUSHES U IN BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
But Dio IS the real God.
This isn\'t going to be pretty.
DOWN WITH NORWAY LETS TAKE OVER THEIR COUNTRY
Your warmongering is disgusting. Pig-disgusting.
Hey, hey, we\'re the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we\'re too busy singing
To put anybody down.
We\'re just tryin\' to be friendly,
Come and watch us sing and play,
We\'re the young gneration,
And we\'ve got something to say.
Hey, hey, we\'re the Monkees
Hey, hey, we\'re the Monkees
LOUD NOISES
FORGET NORWAY!
WE GOT SOME LIONS!
ONLY IN KENYA!
10/10. I\'MA LOADAN MAH LVL 4 MUSKET!
I vote we go to war.
6/10
I think we should go to war...with OURSELVES
they\'ll never see it coming
Only Pakistan has the courage and honor to charge into battle regardless of being on the attacking or defending side. Norway is a country of cowards who want only to hide behind a Defense bonus. I hear that in Norway, they don\'t use battlements to get their Defense bonus. They strap babies to themselves as armor, causing noble Pakis to have to be more careful aiming.
>Your warmongering is disgusting. Pig-disgusting.
As is yours, swine.
We usually win one day fight.
7/10... you meggot
Excellent, I can not believe the Scandinavians are so simple minded that they think they can stop our great Pakistani peace crusade! I have come to see a pattern emerge. It is a pattern of hate towards our great pride. First the filthy Sweeds and now Norway has joined Sweden in threatening us. This is a good day indeed, for now I shall laugh upon them and smoke lot\'s of Pakistani cigars delivered by Commisirro El Cigar. DO NOT THINK YOU CAN WIN NORWAY, FOR WE SHALL CRUSH ALL RESISTANCE.
PRIDE!
POWER!
PAKISTAN!
MOAR LIEK \"NO WAY\" AMIRITE?
We dont use words we use our FIST
>Your warmongering is disgusting. Pig-disgusting.
I\'m sorry? Whose country is trying to incite a war?
It\'s over, Pakistan is finished.
I LOL\'D
I wouldn\'t mind liberating from here to the Caucasus, but as has been said before and better, Pakistan is a nation of peace. It doesn\'t matter how hard the tempting bait on the other end is... We don\'t fall for traps, nor do we chase after Norwegians disguised(clumsily, as usual) as Russians. So! Come back when you\'ve grown some, or perhaps send Finnish people after us... At least they have serious \'sisu\'. Ha ha.
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