The Gaylord Club/Awards
Gaylord Q. Tinkledink
Yes, I'm actually going to make a club that might do something that much actually do something probably.
DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Derr ok...
It should come as no surprise that our media sucks, and it is not getting any better. I have often complained about the use of org votes in the media, but until now I have done little to deter it. When I logged on today to see this crap as our number 1 article I almost had a stroke. Org votes are allowing pure shit to be voted into the top 5 or top 10 and it is upsetting to me as a true writer to see myself and other young potential writers get choked out because of this practice. That is why today I am introducing the
- Every Thursday at about 19:00 erep time I will choose a winner for the week. In order to
be eligible for that weeks award your article must be published by rollover on Wednesday.
- One winner will be chosen every week and will be given a 50ish USD prize for their journalistic excellence. I am giving you USD instead of gold to encourage you spend the money here to help our economy and to hopefully prevent you from using the money to buy org votes for your next article as the org vote people usually take Gold.
- Any article that is org voted in any way, shape, or form will not be considered. Trust me you are not fooling anyone with an article that has 300 votes and 10 comments while you have 100 subs.
- Any article that is published between Thursday at 19:00 and Wednesday before rollover will be eligible for that weeks award.
- Winners will then be allowed into my super cool club and into the journalistic clubhouse (no I will
- Winners will be allowed to use the award to help politically or media wise. People who use the award falsely will be trolled mercilessly and publicly humiliated. Trust me I know people who really know how to hurt.
- The first cycle will begin at 19:00 this Thursday so start thinking of those good topics and good luck to all.
I hope this will help as I am tired of seeing diarrhea on paper reach our top 5 while good writers struggle. Also as a side note please vote for
Stay thirsty my friends,
Me
The reason I made this club is that I wanted to join Draak's club I tried everything to get in there, I even offered sexual favors. BUT HE REFUSED! I still wonder how someone could resist this
I didn't mind at first but than I saw that paul won and than I got madddddddddd. So than I devised a plan to make the bestest most original club ever and here's where we are now.
If you think you're sexy enough to be in the same club with me and (maybe) dougie flare and (probably not) MOTHER F**KING HALFIE
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and now in a risky attempt to get votes so this will get seen I will now combine the two best things ever.
Comments
Im to nervous about writing this crap... 🙁
Gaylord \o/
This club was my idea Gaylord after you kept PMing me crap about not being in Gulden's
>_>
>_
Oh yeah I forgot....
HEY PAUL WANA BE MY CO-LEADER?
ALSO WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING WAS MY IDEA ESPECIALLY HOW THE AWARDS WORK
CAPS MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT 😃
voted hard
What a great idea! You'd have thought someone else would have done this before but nope.
Srsly, have fun with this Gaylord.. and Paul, you know, since it was his idea and all.
Great... Now I want cake. And I was about to go to bed.
voted for gaylord's article.
Voted. Good luck Gaylordy.
I threw up while reading this article.
Multiple times.
dude can i be your CO CO leader
ASK PAUL 😃
Even though I didn't read this is still the best article ever written!
Just breakin the 13 comment thing
Voted, mr hundred subscriptions.
btw one of my troops is working at your company!
PAUL CAN I BE CO CO LEADER