The boys are back in town

Day 2,355, 11:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by MR. PADRAIG PEARSE

Citizens of Ireland



I am back.





For those of you who don’t know me I am Padraig Pearse a former three time president who last served Ireland long over a year ago. During my reign as president I restored Ireland back onto the back, I regained our Congress, I reunited our country with Ulster, I led a three month wipe of the United Kingdom, I removed Poland from the United States and helped free a Danish nation overrun by Serbian PTO’ers.

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Brothers & sisters I would like to thank you all for your personal greetings and well wishes, I have been shocked at the amount of players who have contacted me by mail to say hello and welcome back. I would also like to thank my comrades in the Socialist Republican Party for inviting me into their party and giving me a role to play in their affairs. I can announce that shortly the party will be rebranding itself as The Labour Party a rebirth of the old & true leftist movement in Ireland. I hope you will all join me in my new nest as we create a glorious workers movement for our comrades.

I would also like to thank the Immigration Committee for permitting me entry back into Ireland & to Bhane for his personal assistance. When you’ve been gone as long as I have adjusting to the new protocol can be very hard so thank you Bhane for making the process a lot swifter and smoother.



Lastly, I’ve heard a few bold boys have been telling tall tales and fibs about me behind my back. Trying to poison the citizens that never knew me into thinking that I’m some sort of corrupt politician is disgusting. All I’ll say to WHS and his neocons is that Padraig is back and hes making a list and he’s checking it twice and he’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice…