Still longer than your arm
Pfeiffer.
Custer is my opponent again...let's see if it sticks this time. We're running in New York. You should totally vote for me.
Following, my endorsements:
Harrison Richardson, or as I affectionately call him
FRANCO
He gets two images
Inwegen, my bestest butt buddy
He runs the country
Scrabman, the original butthurt hater-troll
Was President for a full year xoxoxoxo
Hadrian X, Bros for life
USWP PP, yea, he's baller like that
Bradley Reala, Not a great President but...
Best Secretary of State OF ALL TIME
Leroy Combs, Has saved America
Seriously, he did
Deificus, oldskool bro of mine
Runs the military
Cromstar, I'm Vice-Him
I think he did stuff, right?
Joe Newton, mmm....figs
Someone told me to ask him, idk
Tiacha, Love you, T!
❤
❤
❤
❤
❤
❤
Blazix, Codes stuff like, really well
Justinious McWalburgson III, was President...forever ago
He PTO'd Franco
Kyle321n, was Speaker once...maybe
cannot into President
Baarogue, miss you buddy
Lead Admin of our hearts
Rekeri, Another Speaker?
Go Figure
Emerick, He saved the Country
Is Great
Korbin King and Nave Saikiliah, First and Second Presidents, respectively
Evan was such a bro
Korbin
Nave
Dishmcds, Third President
Quality bro, excellent Dioist
Chris Stanwick, Holds the record for most moving tickets purchased by one person
was deified that one time
Devon Donaldson, He's cool, most of the time
Number 1 American Furry
Alexander Hamilton, Almost as gay as ^
Got his CP medal...still kinda lazy though
Josh Whitehead, No idea who this is
He endorsed me, must be cool
CRoy, sup?
Rebellion? I lol'd
Tom McDougal, Nailed a bear in Alaska
KING OF THE GINGERS
Syrup, is sticky
He can Top 5 you, all by himself
John Largo, No idea who this is
I'll take ANY endorsement
GLaDOS, if you don't know him, I don't want your vote
Ever hear of PEACE?
Justin McCravok, says he's not gay
??????????????
Slosh, p cool bro
NoS Dive Bar
Zyria, used to do sekrit things
CIA? never heard of it
Cavalcanti, Brasil
Ask him to find you cams to watch
Julian Mizu, Doesn't do endos
Mizu so hornay
Harflimon, First of the random endos this time
\o/
Halfie, c'mon
it's halfie...you have to vote me now
Wang Chung, I lol every time
His name is reason enough to vote me
Jamarcus, Would be a good President
Get active enough and run, pls
johnpauljones, miss him as a GMod
but enjoy watching him run free
Candor, NoS King
everyone loves Candor. He's the poor man's ligtreb
jerseygirldani, oldskool milfag
cuddly pink hugs
Robert Loggia, Beta as F*ck
Hey Bobby
comandokiller, has more strength than me
and rank too. QQ
Glove, Glove is love
need I say more?
Dr. Tango, still hates me
but would vote for me
Athanaric, halfling
stay frosty
John Vontalmo, Someone of absolutely no importance
I'll take it
Joe DaSmoe, The Rent?
TOO DAMN HIGH
chesehead, Army dude, argues with me on forums
OK by me
Suriat, I hate him, cause he has more than 3x my strength
still my bro
Jovan Tekelija, You say PTO?
I say Patriot
Ace451, Has a green ST6 border
I don't know what it means, but I like it
Kokawayoshi Makoto, Emperor of Japan
Life long bro
Tomazim, Sexually Confused
Dio still loves him
Vladimir Czenishkov, wants to annoy Custer
I like this guy
Pheno Sony, UIP PP
Queen of the gays
Haliman, I didn't vote for him, but...
Current President of the United States
Colin Lantrip, like bananas
Goldbeast extraordinaire
Gs10, wins BH medals
I welcome my Inci overlord
live.or.die, new Inci
I welcome my Inci overlord
Jelly9473, Indian...
Cos Disgusting
NXNW, General dude
thanks for the constitutional amendment, bro
Alexander Auctoritas, Like's Franco's avatar
I like AA's better
Maciej Korzec, Some dude I don't know
Austria? I'm OK with this
DisDick, lol'd
Always have loved this username
Dan Heylin, heard a rumor somewhere...
Dan's the man
MISCmeatheadMilita, wtf username?
srsly, wtf?
Ian John Locke IV, I wouldn't call him gay
but he is
Michael Porter, say something I don't like?
5 points for trolling
Gaylord Q. Tinkledink, best name ever?
mebbe
Blank Keating, stop bawwing
❤
Lieutenant Scheisskopf, writes stuff
poohead
Add your endorsement below, and I will add you to this EPIC list of Amuricans.
Hugs and Kisses
Henry
Comments
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I'm voting for Custer.
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you have my endo
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circus sideshow, eh?
told you, I'm not playin' like that.
but.. business as usual for the professional politician.
Good luck, Bro!
o/ Best of luck
If I did endo's, I'd endo this, but I don't do endo's.
I'd vote it.
Endorsing
I'd also vote it.
I endorse you Pfeiffer. 50 million Americans CAN'T be wrong!
I shall endorse you too good sir
Pfeiffer, if I had American citizenshit I would vote for you.
How can I NOT endorse the Duke of Norfolk? That'd be crazy. Good luck Henry.
I would have voted for you, but you didn't list me in your endorsements. No cuddly pink hugs (or votes) for you!
Endorsando.
Best of luck
Custer has proven he has never accomplished anything except for crying and being a homosexual. Vote Pfeiffer
Oh look, I'm on the list.
hmmm... this article's content reminds me of another one I read before.
With this many endorsements I wonder how much gold it cost him and how many of those who endorsed him will get position within the government that pay them gold. For those who seek change this is the last person who you wanna vote for on election day.
lol CHS
I'm honored you chose to comment here.
I'd vote this
hey, i hate HA and I would vote for him this election
List is getting longer. I'm excited for the Tango endorsement.
I endorse this.
~Someone of absolutely no importance.
Athanaric Endorsed
I'd vote for you believe it or not, although we generally disagree alot of the time.
I endorse this.
Epic, EPIC article! Endo'd a second time! 😃
I have an endorsment picture ofr you if yo uwish.
I'll take it, Gant.
v
Endorsed by Ace451, endorse me back when I put up my platform?
GL 🙂
Ace, you're running against my homegirl Kria...I might have to stay out of that one.
Can Emperors also endorse you?
A fine list of sexually confused gentlemen you have yourself there.
I would be honored, Your Imperial Majesty.
Endorsed.
Like an owl.
I would endorse you if it irritated Custer.
There is so much win in this article. Props.
I'm going to assume your comment is an endorsement, Haliman.
I thank you.
I'm endorsing Custer
this just in, acg515 is a traitor to America.
I'd endorse this if I didn't already endorse this.
Cool copasta bro 😉
Mis-spelled Queen*