SPAM4CP: The Ministry of Offense
Citizen 4945322
AIRSTRIKING THE OZZIES
At the moment the eUK is stuck in a never-ending loop of war, which frankly has become boring. Lets fight Ireland! Then lets fight the Argies! Or the French! Or the Canadians! Ultimately it nearly always ends in an eUK wipe. Which is not fun.
Now, here is the chance for the first time in months to actually do something different! The eUK has done very little with the airstrike feature that was introduced to the game.
Well, I say, lets make use of it.
Lets go to war with someone different. With someone who has a similiar mindset to us, mainly cause the country itself is filled with our expats (Hue).
Lets take the fight to them! Lets fight somebody different! Lets go kill some Kangaroos! Lets piss off the people of eAustralia! Lets actually have some fun on the other corner of the globe.
Lets have a nice little holiday. In somewhere that's quite hot. And actually enjoy warfare for once.
STREAMLINING THE COMMAND
The MoD will be split between either two or three people to reduce the workload on those involved. There will be daily updates via the MoD newspaper on where and when to fight. The advantage that we have over Argentina is that, whereas the majority of our players are from the UK or surrounding areas, many of there players come from different timezones. Thus, we can strike hard and then rest whilst they attempt to recoup, dominating them.
With effective, active leadership, we can actually have fun. And by appointing an active MoD between three people, thus reducing the workload on those doing the job, we can make sure that the command does not go AWOL.
I will also, if elected, begin to actively PM every military commander daily to see if they will back the state-sponsored war, or whether they prefer to fight elsewhere. This way I can find out where our damage is going.
Revenge for this Godawful Movie
Yours,
Moriarty
CP Candidate for The Real Spamicans, The Skatalites and UKRP on the 5th July
Comments
eUK's first AS was on Indo to save the Aussies 🙁
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And since then all we see is AUS fighting against us 😛
But this would be actually fun... so not gonna happen.
Hey Hugh
we coming for you!
huehuehuehuehuehughhughhughhuehue
hue
Jardon'd
If i win the eUK CP election on the 24th I'll airstrike the bloody Aussies myself...and lets face it the odds are better for me to do it than you mate 😃
...see the election is on the 5th not the 24th...we are both f*cked!
Shit.
So smart. :3
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